Make Spain Great Again
World Cup star Ferran Torres dons a MAFA-inspired cap, reading “Make Spain Great Again.” Torres wore the hat during the championship parade. Here’s more from the New York Post.
Call Me Stormy
Finding righteous currents in turbulent times
Archive for the tag “soccer”
Back To Ignoring Soccer
The US men’s soccer team got knocked out of the World Cup by Belgium 4-1, and America responded by immediately going back to not caring about soccer.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Balogun red card, President Donald Trump calling the president of FIFA, and all the reasons why America will truly never care about soccer the way the rest of the world does.
Also: Two Russians illegally climbed the Empire State Building, got engaged at the top, and got arrested on the way down. She was raised in the circus. Obviously. Here’s Phetasy with a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
The Great American Sleepover
World Cup fans came to America expecting the worst and left obsessed with free refills, ranch dressing, and Buc-ee’s.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Great American Sleepover, how we’re basically thirsty thots on Instagram excited that everyone thinks we’re pretty, why Europeans are treating gas stations like religious pilgrimages, and why America now deserves Greenland.
Here’s a new edition of Phetasy’s twice-weekly series The Dumpster Fire.
AI Makes Soccer Less Boring
America is hosting FIFA World Cup 2026, which gave us the idea to ask AI: How can we make soccer less boring?
Now with modern technology and artificial intelligence, we can simulate just a few ways soccer can be made less boring. It’s a step in the right direction. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
World Cup Tourists Go Viral
I – like most of the Internet now – am obsessed with Freddy the German soccer fan. He is road tripping across America and documenting his experiences on X.
This might be more genuinely unifying and patriotic than anything coming out of America250.
It’s a great rebuttal to people who look down their noses at our country and claim we have no culture. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.
Cartel War: The Bigger Story
Notorious Mexican drug lord El Mencho was killed in a Mexican government raid to arrest him. But was this whole operation a result of a pressure campaign from President Trump?
Glenn Beck speaks to Breitbart Cartel Chronicles co-founder Brandon Darby, who had warned Glenn about El Mencho last year. Darby shares his critical insight into the operation and what Mexico and the United States may look like going forward.
Juan O’Savin tells David “Nino” Rodriguez that Mexicans, as well as Americans living in Mexico, can expect hell over the next few weeks as the war against the cartels rages, especially in tourist zones like Puerto Vallarta. But O’Savin says the Mexican government had no choice but to act. Otherwise, the cartels would have continued to ramp up violence for years ahead.
Now, there will be a period of intense clashes, but hopefully, some light will shine through the tunnel soon. One remaining question: Will the United States enter the fray, sending the U.S. military to dig the cartels out of the rat traps they have set along our southern border? President Donald Trump has offered to help fight these fiends, but Mexico has resisted. Could that change over the weeks ahead?
O’Savin believes both Mexico and the United States would like this battle to end ahead of the 2026 World Cup. That will see the world’s soccer teams compete in staged matches in the United States, Mexico and Canada this summer from June 11 through July 19. The Mexican games will be in Mexico City, Guadalajara and Monterrey.
Tucker Back In Russia
Tucker Carlson is back in Russia. Is he a traitor or is he doing an important task that all of the leftist idiots who call themselves journalists have conveniently shunted aside?
Also in this edition, a footballer (known as soccer to the uninitiated) is coming under fire for writing “Jesus loves you” atop a rainbow armband, and Britney Spears posts some strange new videos online claiming to be 5-years-old. Here’s more from Candace Owens.
Soccer Legend Stirs The Pot
Soccer legend Alex Lalas has stirred the pot, saying many Americans were glad to see the U.S. women’s team defeated after so many of its members brandished their extremist politics. Led by the scurrilous Megan Rapinoe, six of these diehard leftists refused to even sing the National Anthem when it was played surrounding the tournaments.
These disloyal cretins deserved to lose, and hopefully, will be booted from the team moving forward. We don’t want to watch a bunch of losers, and especially not such concrete derelicts clearly lacking in moral fiber. Here’s more from the Liberal Hivemind.
Mind Control For the Masses
Mind control for the masses. Let’s explore how politicians still use bread and circuses — in this instance, the soccer World Cup matches — to pacify and control the populace. More from Black Pigeon Speaks.
