Sydney Sweeney posed naked with a football for a sports betting app and feminists lost their minds. The same women who rallied behind Lindsay Clancy are now attacking a woman for having boobs.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the hypocrisy, why the ultimate failure of feminism is a hot buxom blonde, and why Sydney Sweeney is a genius who knows exactly what she’s doing. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new Dumpster Fire.
Twenty-five years late, but Bridget Phetasy has decided she hates the phrase “Never Forget.”
It’s passive, it requires nothing, and we slapped it on a bumper sticker and called it grief. She breaks down why Gen Z’s 9/11 memes are Gen X’s fault, why we didn’t guard the grief well, and why “Never Forget” should have been “Never Forgive.”
Also: Charlie Kirk’s assassination sits one day before 9/11 on the calendar now, and what that means for how we process tragedy in America. Here’s more from Bridget in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
You don’t need to be told a marriage is falling apart. You just need to look on Instagram. Bridget Phetasy breaks down the digital red flags she’s noticed for men and women on social media that always seem to come right before the end of a relationship. Here’s a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Tonight Dumpster Fire hands out its first annual Beyond Parody Awards — The Phetasies — honoring the people who did more damage to their own movement than any opponent ever could. Congratulations to all our winners. You didn’t mean to help. But you did.
You’ll have to watch to find out the winners, but we’ll give you one clue: Phetasy believes Lindsay Clancy did more damage to feminism than any man could. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Milo Yiannopoulos spent a decade cheering mass deportations. Then ICE deported him.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the full Milo arc, what his deportation says about the culture he helped create, and how Trump’s renaming Lake Ontario relates to it all. Here’s a new edition of Phetasy’s The Dumpster Fire.
America is addicted to victimhood and Bridget Phetasy has a 10-step program for getting off the victimhood drug, reclaiming your agency, and doing something esteemable instead of waiting to be rescued.
Also: Why the whole world stopping to mourn Dolly Parton gives Bridget hope that we still know what we actually value. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
How is anyone finding a normal person to date? You have to screen for Lindsay Clancy takes, porn brain, gender history, and Candace Owens opinions before the first drink arrives.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the pitfalls and dealbreakers of modern dating. Here’s her new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
The Lindsay Clancy case has broken women. They are flooding TikTok holding their babies while saying “Same, Lindsay” about a woman who strangled her three children.
They’ve raised nearly a million dollars for her parents. And they’re throwing ice into bathtubs to release their rage.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down what this mass psychosis says about where we are as a culture. Here’s her latest episode of The Dumpster Fire.
Two former NBA players have declared themselves eligible for the WNBA draft. One is six-foot-eight and says he “identifies as sometimes identifying as a woman, for purposes of basketball.”
The WNBA responded by holding a meeting, validating everyone’s feelings, and adjourning without a resolution.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down why this was always inevitable, why there’s no way to tell the “sincere” trans women from the bad actors, and why that’s always been the point. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
