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Terrorist Picks Wrong Plane

A FlyDubai copilot stabbed the pilot on a flight to Tel Aviv and put the plane into a freefall.

The passengers took over and saved the day.

The New York Times called it “an altercation.” Bridget Phetasy has thoughts that she lays out in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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The Welfare Ad That Backfired

Sarah Huckabee Sanders made a welfare ad featuring a young white guy gaming on his couch. Bridget Phetasy  breaks down why the ad backfired, why identity politics is poison whether the left or the right plays it, and why a generation of men told their existence is a problem is nobody’s idea of a good outcome.

Also: A horse named Austrian Painter won its debut race, and the Internet went nuts. Here’s more from Phetasy’s latest edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Last Place Wins

A lesbian bar in Massachusetts ended its mask mandate in 2026 and got threatened with a firebombing.

Woke never died. It just moved to western Massachusetts.

Bridget Phetasy covers the glorious Boston Globe article going viral, the truth about the Oppression Olympics, Palestinian Rachel Dolezal, and why the circular firing squad always wins in the end. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Never Bend The Knee

Ed Sheeran got pressured into apologizing to the pro-Palestine mob and ended up crying.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down why he never should have done it, what the rage mob does with an apology, and why Macklemore — a 42-year-old opener who’s been in the industry for 26 years and has songs nobody can name — had no business hijacking Ed Sheeran’s concert in the first place.

Never bend the knee. It never works. It only makes you weaker. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Don’t California My Texas!

Will Texas go Blue?

Bridget Phetasy rants about Texas turning into California, why non-practicing white is the most glorious term ever, Gavin Newsom fishing, an uncomfortable conversation about race, and Mitch McConnell memes.

Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of the Dumpster Fire.

Boobs Will Not Divide Us

Sydney Sweeney posed naked with a football for a sports betting app and feminists lost their minds. The same women who rallied behind Lindsay Clancy are now attacking a woman for having boobs.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the hypocrisy, why the ultimate failure of feminism is a hot buxom blonde, and why Sydney Sweeney is a genius who knows exactly what she’s doing. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new Dumpster Fire.

9/11 Becomes A Meme

Twenty-five years late, but Bridget Phetasy has decided she hates the phrase “Never Forget.”

It’s passive, it requires nothing, and we slapped it on a bumper sticker and called it grief. She breaks down why Gen Z’s 9/11 memes are Gen X’s fault, why we didn’t guard the grief well, and why “Never Forget” should have been “Never Forgive.”

Also: Charlie Kirk’s assassination sits one day before 9/11 on the calendar now, and what that means for how we process tragedy in America. Here’s more from Bridget in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Signs Your Relationship’s Over

You don’t need to be told a marriage is falling apart. You just need to look on Instagram. Bridget Phetasy breaks down the digital red flags she’s noticed for men and women on social media that always seem to come right before the end of a relationship. Here’s a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Bitches Be Crazy. Officially…

Tonight Dumpster Fire hands out its first annual Beyond Parody Awards — The Phetasies — honoring the people who did more damage to their own movement than any opponent ever could. Congratulations to all our winners. You didn’t mean to help. But you did.

You’ll have to watch to find out the winners, but we’ll give you one clue: Phetasy believes Lindsay Clancy did more damage to feminism than any man could. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

 

We Live In Troll World

Milo Yiannopoulos spent a decade cheering mass deportations. Then ICE deported him.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the full Milo arc, what his deportation says about the culture he helped create, and how Trump’s renaming Lake Ontario relates to it all. Here’s a new edition of Phetasy’s The Dumpster Fire.

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