Americans are suffering from Pride fatigue.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down:
There’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Trump hosted UFC fights on the South Lawn of the White House and men are back! Blue Angels, Thunderbirds, a bald eagle, fireworks, and a 6-1 underdog who emerged victorious.
Bridget Phetasy draws a straight line from the 2016 pussy hat marches to UFC on the White House lawn, and what this means for the country. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
The World Cup is in America and Europeans are losing their minds — in the best possible way. A German named Freddy went tubing down the Chattahoochee, discovered Buc-ee’s, watched an eagle fly around a stadium, and declared it the most “European mind can’t comprehend” moment of his life.
A Swedish woman tried ranch dressing and said it was like crack. Bridget Phetasy breaks down why watching foreigners fall in love with Real America is the 250th birthday celebration we actually needed — and why we take all of it completely for granted.
Also: Tom Brady launched a coconut water brand called Good Nut and the slogan is “It’s a Delicious Mouthful.” Here’s Bridget with her latest edition of The Dumpster Fire.
In California you don’t need an ID to vote. Ballot harvesting is completely legal. And ballots signed with a smiley face might be counted as valid.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down how the Los Angeles mayor’s race went sideways. She explains why Spencer Pratt went from second place to out, and why none of this is a conspiracy theory. It’s just what happens when you make the sketchiest possible voting practices legal and then dare anyone to question it. There’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are building a $1.4 billion luxury eco-resort on a Cold War bunker island in Albania — and locals are responding with Molotov cocktails.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the corruption probe, why Ivanka should not have gone on a podcast to talk about this, and why every billionaire quietly building a bunker on a remote island should maybe read the room.
Also: Hunter Biden went viral on X with an AA joke, boobs are officially back, and Spencer Pratt is still in the LA mayor’s race, but just barely. Here’s more in a new Dumpster Fire.
America is turning 250 and the birthday party is already a mess — every artist booked for the Freedom 250 celebration dropped out, but don’t worry, Vanilla Ice to the rescue.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down what the collapse says about the “vibe shift,” why woke is crawling out of hibernation, and why normie Americans still don’t want to be lectured – by anyone.
Also: Democrat Graham Platner’s never-ending scandals, UFC fights on the White House lawn during Pride Month, and the Donald Trump buffalo in Bangladesh who is apparently Bridget’s spirit animal. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Thomas Massie lost his Kentucky primary by 10 points and immediately blamed Israel. Bridget’s not buying it.
She breaks down why Massie lost his own constituents, why Israel derangement syndrome is the new woke, and why the anti-woke comedians who’ve gone down this road are starting to sound exactly like the people they used to make fun of.
Also: Trump trolling the right by saying he’ll run for prime minister of Israel. Here’s a new edition of The Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.
Twitch streamer and communist LARPer Hasan Piker has been subpoenaed by the US Treasury over his Cuba trip — and instead of lawyering up, he immediately went on a livestream and started spilling everything. Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Piker legal saga, why the far left has always been allowed to play by different rules, and what it means that Elon’s baby mama ended up on a communist’s livestream giving away hoodies.
Also: A meditation on Podcastistan, the nihilistic slop economy, and why livestreams are the laziest form of entertainment ever invented. Here Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Stephen Colbert’s Late Show aired its final episode Thursday night, ending a decade-long run that cost CBS roughly $40 million a year and alienated half the country.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down how Trump derangement syndrome turned late night television from a unifying institution into a smug resistance rally — and why no one is actually sad to see it go. Also: The case for Dumpster Fire to fill the slot.
Commencement speakers got booed this weekend for mentioning AI — by the same graduating class that used ChatGPT to write their papers.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down why the anti-AI panic is just climate anxiety with a new face, why Bernie Sanders and AOC’s plan to ban data centers is the worst idea in recent memory, and why China is absolutely loving every minute of our meltdown. Here’s more in a new episode of The Dumpster Fire from Phetasy.
