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Your Car Is Spying On You

There’s a kill switch being built into every new car in America by 2027 — and both parties voted for it with a smile.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the AI that decides if you’re too emotional to drive, why the mandatory seatbelt law was always a slippery slope, and how the surveillance state got built — not by the government, but by us, one smart home device and ignored terms of service at a time.

The Alexa, the Ring doorbell, the face scan to unlock your phone — we handed all of it over for the sake of convenience. Don’t worry though, you can opt out. You just won’t be able to participate in society. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Everything Is Fake And Gay

The Southern Poverty Law Center — America’s premier anti-hate nonprofit — has been indicted for secretly funding the KKK.

If you donated to the SPLC thinking you were fighting racism, congratulations: you may have bought the Grand Wizard a new truck.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the most ironic scandal in nonprofit history and why the demand for racism apparently outpaced the supply, so they decided to manufacture some. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Democrats’ Terrorist Problem

A gunman burst through the doors of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and opened fire — and somehow, within hours, Democrats were calling it a hoax.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the WHCD shooting, the shooter’s manifesto (which opens with “Hello everybody!”), and why his beliefs weren’t fringe at all — they were garden-variety, left-wing media talking points.

Also: Why is the left so comfortable with assassination culture, and what does Trump building a ballroom have to do with any of this? Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Theft, Piracy And Murder

Hasan Piker sat down with the New York Times Opinion podcast — alongside Jia Tolentino and Nadja Spiegelman — and made the case that murdering a healthcare CEO is “social protest” and stealing is activism. Nobody pushed back.

Bridget Phetasy and Mike Solana of Pirate Wires break down how assassination culture went from fringe rhetoric to the paper of record, what it means that the left has no “too far,” and why the New York Times mainstreaming a violent Marxist is the actual story. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Normies Hold America Together

Bridget reads her viral essay — a love letter to the sane, normal women quietly holding it all down while the culture loses its mind.

Not a trad wife, not a girl boss, not a Karen, not a pick-me — just the millions of women juggling kids, aging parents, marriages and careers while being told their sanity is the problem. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy in a new episode of her series Dumpster Fire.

Cry More, Libs!

Donald Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus Christ on Truth Social — on Orthodox Easter — and the right wing lost its mind.

Then he attacked the new Pope, called him “weak on crime,” and the memes wrote themselves.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the MAGA meltdown, the elite-tier internet reactions, and why this is just the Right’s version of virtue signaling. Here’s more on a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Irish Duel: Army Vs. Farmers

Ireland just deployed its army against protesting farmers and truckers who are blockading motorways and the country’s only oil refinery. The government taxes fuel at 60% — and instead of negotiating, they sent in troops.

Bridget Phetasy sits down with Dr. Eoin Lenihan, author of Vandalizing Ireland, to break down how Ireland became a corporate tax haven for Big Tech, abandoned its own people, and is now on the brink of serious civil unrest. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire from Phetasy.

 

The Genius/Asshole Matrix

Bridget Phetasy introduces the Genius/Asshole Matrix — the male version of the Hot/Crazy Matrix — and explains the Tortured Genius Line that separates icons from idiots.

Plus, the United Kingdom just banned Kanye West from the Wireless Festival while looking the other way on grooming gangs. Kanye sold out two nights at SoFi Stadium for $33 million.

Louis CK landed a Netflix special, and cancel culture is having an existential crisis.

Why does genius buy forgiveness — and how much asshole can it cover? Here’s a new Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.

Gen Z Radicals: Take A Hike!

Bridget Phetasy reacts to her recent “leave me behind” essay going viral and dives into why legacy media stars are desperately chasing a youth demographic that doesn’t care about them.

She breaks down the difference between building a “territory” for your work versus fighting for “hierarchy” in an algorithm-driven world.

It’s a call to stop performing for 20-somethings and start focusing on the “invisible audience” of late Boomers and Gen Xers. Here’s more in a new Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.

No Kings: Older, Whiter, Senile

Bridget Phetasy just got back from Los Angeles and has firsthand reporting from the No Kings protest — which turned out to be mostly octogenarians with arts-and-crafts signs and Starbucks cups.

She breaks down why Trump is definitely jerking off to being called a king, why the real counterculture in Santa Monica is going to Catholic Mass, and why Americans need to appreciate the miracle of airplanes more. Here’s more from Phetasy’s latest edition of Dumpster Fire.

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