Blue Wave Or Blue Bust?
The unicorn costume returns! Two days out and the official prediction is a blue tsunami — Kalshi has it at 81 percent.
Bridget Phetasy doesn’t buy it. No one knows what the hell they’re talking about, her included, and no one’s telling the truth about who they’re voting for anyway. Here’s more from Phetasy’s latest edition of The Dumpster Fire.
