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Hover Bacon

A DAY OF BACON

Be afraid! Be very afraid! Hover bacon — it’s coming soon to a world near you.

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The War on Bacon

A DAY OF BACON

No Day of Bacon would be complete without an edition of The War on Bacon, hosted by Hot Air’s Mary Katherine Ham and Kelly Maher from Reveal Politics. Mary Katherine and Kelly offer counterprogramming to the latest political headlines, tripe and half-truths spun by the Lamestream Media. This is their edition from last Wednesday, where they make clear they are bacon lovers and explain why they have chosen the hallowed meat to symbolize the good fight they are waging.

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How It’s Made: Bacon

A DAY OF BACON

The Science Channel program How It’s Made shows how bacon is produced from pork bellies. It’s a complicated process involving marination in a briny salt solution, multiple freezing sessions, slicing, trimming, flavoring, cooking, stacking and packaging.

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Rub Some Bacon On It

A DAY OF BACON

Whatever ails you, bacon is the cure. Rhett and Link genuflect at the altar of this miracle meat in a song paying homage to Jan & Dean, the Beach Boys and the surf bands from California’s Golden Age.

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Bacon Invaders

A DAY OF BACON

Bacon invaders threaten the tranquility of the Annoying Orange’s kitchen. “Hey bacon, can I call you Kevin?”

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Flaming Bacon Lance of Death

A DAY OF BACON

Theo Gray, author of Mad Science and a PopSci columnist, demonstrates a homemade device he calls “the Flaming Bacon Lance of Death.” Using an air hose and his lance, he cuts through sheet metal, proving that bacon is stronger than steel. (Fairness in advertising: Gray’s lance doesn’t technically use bacon, but instead thin strips of prosciutto). In a sop to political correctness, he also shows off his Vegan Thermic Lance, built from a cucumber and vegetable-oil coated breadsticks.

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Mr. T and Bacon

A DAY OF BACON

Pee-Wee Herman’s breakfast of champions — Two strips of bacon, two eggs over easy, a pancake and a strawberry — all topped off with a healthy dose of Mr. T Cereal.

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Google Fries Up Some Bacon

A DAY OF BACON

Rhett and Link test Google’s new Bacon Number algorithm and find out that just about every actor in the world receives a “2,” but they only manage a “3” rating. Should they be depressed? Offended? Or just disregard the exercise as one big meaningless game. Get the low-down on Good Mythical Morning.

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Bringing Home the Bacon

A DAY OF BACON

One possible origin for the term “bringing home the bacon” traces back to the Dunmow Flitch trials some 900 years ago in England. The scoop:

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And bringing home the bacon nowadays, here’s Charlotte from South London’s Dinohoodie.com doing a smashing job on tomatoes, watermelons and other fruits and veggies while dodging fireballs in her ham bikini. Her motto? Eat ham. For Glory! For Justice! For Victory!

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Bacon Explosion

A DAY OF BACON

Nicko, the host of Nicko’s Kitchen, whips up a recipe he calls “Bacon Explosion,” combining strips of bacon with ground pork and pieces of rindless bacon for crispy sprinkles. Nicko hails from Perth, Australia, but his program, seen on YouTube, is one of the world’s most-watched online cooking shows.

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