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Feminist Comedian Bombs Hard

Kate Smuthwaite is a feminist comedian – if you didn’t know already. She recently did a tour of Australia and SugarTits and I were not going to let that slide without a full debrief.

She toured the country wearing a keffiyeh while flyering for her comedy show, got called an idiot and a terrorist by strangers in Perth, got called a Christian by an elderly woman which apparently hurt more, and did a Palestine protest in between shows because nothing says “come see my comedy” like telling Australians what to think about geopolitical conflicts. A British comedian. In Australia. At a Palestine rally. Someone throw a boomerang.

She also announced what she described as one of the greatest nights of comedy you will ever see in your life — Stand Up for Gaza, MC’d by Kate herself. I investigated the lineup. We’ve got a woman doing prop comedy where she pretends to be a fly, a COVID joke guy, a vegan, an Indian comedian doing what appears to be a thickened accent for the lols, an ex-homeless bloke with mild potential, and a feminist whose entire bit is that she hates straight men and dresses accordingly. Kate will be hosting all of this.

Also Noel Gallagher called her a lesbian and she made it part of her show. She got into an argument at a swingers resort in France. We have questions. Here’s more from Bearing.

Australia Sputtering On Empty

Australia’s fuel crisis is getting worse and the Geelong refinery fire that broke out last night could not have come at a worse time. One of our last two oil refineries is still burning, Energy Minister Chris Bowen stood in front of cameras smiling about it, and we’re already sitting at Level 2 of the National Fuel Security Plan with diesel shortages hitting farmers and regional areas hard.

Anthony Albanese’s response to all of this was a $20 million ad campaign telling us to pump up our tires, remove our roof racks, and stop at the first click when filling up. A dairy farmer filmed himself removing the seat from his tractor in response. Cannot fault his logic.

We closed six of our eight refineries between 2012 and 2021 because importing was cheaper. We now rely on imports for 80 to 90% of our fuel. We have about 39 days of petrol and 29 days of diesel in reserve. Grocery prices are up 20%. And Albanese’s national address — only the fifth such address since World War II — was essentially a nothing burger followed by a website telling you to combine your trips.

The AI translation of the four level crisis plan I ran puts us at roughly “the engine is making a weird clicking sound but the car is still moving — how f**ked are you? 15%.” Level three is coming. Here’s more from Bearing.

Dirty Snatch

Katie Perry now stands accused of rubbing her stinky vagina in a woman’s face until the woman puked.

The incident supposedly happened 20 years ago at a nightclub in Melbourne, Australia. Making the accusation: Ruby Rose, an Australian actress and model, seen in the Netflix series Orange Is The New Black. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

 

Retard Alert!

Clearing out the bookmarks this week because there’s too much gold sitting on the internet going to waste — starting with Donald Trump at the White House Easter egg roll, where he apparently could not get through a painting session with small children without stopping to sh!t-talk Joe Biden and explain the autopen situation to a group of six year olds.

Then we’ve got the Western Australian Premier during COVID bringing in an Aboriginal interpreter for his vaccine announcement — and said interpreter just speaks normal English but adds “mob,” “one,” and “big” randomly to every sentence while the Premier stands next to her watching his career dissolve in real time.

A bloke in Ireland digs a massive hole on a beach for fun, goes home, then sees it on the news as a potential meteor strike. A local astronomy enthusiast is absolutely certain about this.

A karaoke performance of Wannabe that I subjected SugarTits to in real time, and MUCH more from Bearing.

New Tower Riles Aussie Lefties

They’re building a Trump Tower on the Gold Coast. A $1.5 billion, 91-story, 340-meter luxury skyscraper right in the middle of Surfers Paradise — set to be the tallest building in Australia. And the left are absolutely losing their minds about it.

128,000 people have signed a change.org petition to stop it. The Greens dragged poor Tammy from the Gold Coast into a Senate speech about the housing crisis. Random people are leaving video testimonials on the petition, comparing a tourism development in Queensland to the Holocaust. Someone read an excerpt from Anne Frank’s diary. About a hotel.

SugarTits and I go through the unhinged petition videos so you don’t have to, react to the Australian Greens embarrassing themselves in the Senate, and discuss why a giant gold tower in Surfers Paradise is actually extremely on brand for the Gold Coast. LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

The Great Poofter Manhunt

Australia: Victoria Police have issued a red alert over someone using a soft gay slur in a Melbourne park after a fabulously flamboyant LGBTQ+ radio host filmed the culprit running topless near a known gay meetup spot. Not suss at all.

Victoria Police have armed home invasions, car jackings, gang violence, machete attacks and more to deal with – but that was all put on hold because a lispy bearded man was slightly offended.
Australia is cooked. LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Sky News: Another Phony Front

Is X really a right-wing echo chamber, or is the media just losing its grip on the narrative?

This video exposes the flaws in the recent Sky News investigation into Elon Musk and X. We compare X’s policies to other giants like Instagram and TikTok to see who is actually doing the censoring. Here’s more from Mr. Reagan.

https://youtu.be/TL7DkRXtn7Q

Doubts Still Cloud Kirk Killing

Was Israel behind the political assassination of Charlie Kirk? That theory has been kicked around quite a bit over the months since Kirk’s death.

But Harrison Smith, a journalist with InfoWars, was already warning about this crisis point a month before Kirk was killed. On August 8, Smith tweeted on X: “I’m not gonna name names, but I was told by someone close to Charlie Kirk that Charlie fears Israel will kill him if he turns against them.”

Seeing as how that was actually published ahead of the killing, how could FBI Director Kash Patel categorically deny there was any foreign involvement in the assassination? Especially when Harrison Smith says the FBI has never contacted him, seeking any details about the August tweet.

The question becomes: Is the FBI director compromised? Because of President Donald Trump’s pro-Israel positions, can we ever expect any honesty in the investigation of Kirk’s killing? Apparently not. With increasing international demands for censorship, the odds for truth and honesty become even more problematic. Here’s more from Hustle Bitch.

Aussies Witness The Sham

Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese parades around the countryside escorted by a small, but heavily-armed cadre of security guards.

This comes after the killings by Arab extremists targeting Jews at Bondi Beach as well as moves by the Australian government to further tighten the restrictions on private ownership of guns. Here’s more from Memology 101.

Australia’s Waffling Leadership

Australia’s mood has shifted, and after Bondi people aren’t buying the script anymore. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese turns up to a memorial and gets booed. An ad about “no more hate” starts doing the rounds. And once again, the words everyone’s thinking somehow never get said.

So I went through the Prime Minister’s own official transcripts to see what he’s actually been talking about since the attack — and what he’s been very careful to avoid. The result isn’t shocking, but it is revealing.

Between the obsession with “Islamophobia,” the constant detours to the far right, and the most painful political word salads you’ll hear all week, it’s pretty clear why Australians are fed up. Here’s more from Bearing.

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