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03 Jul 2025

The Ballad Of Gator McKlusky

Jerry Reed’s classic country tune “The Ballad of Gator McKlusky” has now been repurposed as theme music for Florida’s Alligator Alcatraz, a new 5,000-bed detention facility to house illegal immigrants as they await shipment out to their home nations in Central and South America.

Any immigrants that escape the facility face the alligators and cottonmouths of the Everglades. Here’s more from Vincent Fusco Q.

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30 Jun 2025

Florida’s Alligator Alcatraz

Florida offers up a new base of operations for the federal government to deport illegal aliens. It’s a facility deep within the Everglades, alongside an airstrip.

If aliens break free from the new detention camp, they will face miles upon miles of alligator swampland in which to attempt an escape.

Here, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis describes the facility to Fox News in a clip shared by The Daily Caller.

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