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This man had a genius idea: Slap on a mustache and sombrero to get free healthcare- and maybe more!
Featuring a special surprise guest appearance. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
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Archive for the tag “Alligator Alcatraz”
Our New Hotel & Casino
Welcome to the Alligator Alcatraz. You can check in any time you like, but keep an eye peeled for the pythons and alligators if you go out for a midnight stroll!
Joe Dan Gorman celebrates the casino’s glittery and golden opening with a new edition of Intellectual Froglegs. He’s got some surprise guests who join him on this sojourn. The Stray Cats offer a rockabilly musical interlude.
Alligator Alcatraz: Chic It Up!
U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz of Florida throws a fit because the Alligator Alcatraz detention camp looks like a detention camp.
Schultz obviously thinks the aliens who entered our country illegally should be escorted out like royalty. You wouldn’t want them feeling detained, would you? Here’s more from Memology 101.
Welcome To Alligator Alcatraz
The left is howling that the new detention center known as ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ inflicts Cruel and Unusual Punishment on the detainees… and Bill Whittle, who lived in South Florida for 20 years, agrees with them.
It’s the same cruel and unusual punishment inflicted on all of the 2.5 million residents of Dade County, Florida! Here’s more from Whittle, joined by Scott Ott and Steve Green on a new edition of The Right Angle.
Lefties Lurch Over Alcatraz Gear
The Salty Cracker says his sales are going through the roof for Alligator Alcatraz T-shirts. Meanwhile, irate leftists are threatening to rip you from limb to limb if they see you walking around in this provocative gear.
The Ballad Of Gator McKlusky
Jerry Reed’s classic country tune “The Ballad of Gator McKlusky” has now been repurposed as theme music for Florida’s Alligator Alcatraz, a new 5,000-bed detention facility to house illegal immigrants as they await shipment out to their home nations in Central and South America.
Any immigrants that escape the facility face the alligators and cottonmouths of the Everglades. Here’s more from Vincent Fusco Q.
The Birth Of A New Nation
Ice, Ice, Baby! ICE agents get Alligator Alcatraz prepared in the Florida Everglades.
Elon Musk is pissed off again. He’s mad because the new budget bill does not continue credits for his electric vehicles. He’s threatening to form a breakaway party, and fight the MAGA forces.
The Department of Justice is suing 324 defendants accused of engaging in Medicaid fraud. About $14.6 billion in false claims was submitted to Medicaid.
Are we on the cusp of the Birth of a New Nation? We will need more honest leadership in the U.S. Senate. John Thune has proven just as corrupt as Mitch McConnell. Here’s more from And We Know.
Florida’s Alligator Alcatraz
Florida offers up a new base of operations for the federal government to deport illegal aliens. It’s a facility deep within the Everglades, alongside an airstrip.
If aliens break free from the new detention camp, they will face miles upon miles of alligator swampland in which to attempt an escape.
Here, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis describes the facility to Fox News in a clip shared by The Daily Caller.
