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I Smell Bacon

A DAY OF BACON

Mike Myers and Dana Carvey, portraying slackers Wayne and Garth, poke some fun at a local police officer in Wayne’s World.

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Meanwhile, Pork Force is on patrol in Great Britain. Awesomely warsome, watch in amazement as this crack unit of porcine warriors battles terrorists and protects your freedoms.

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B-B-B-B-Bacon

A DAY OF BACON

Lisa Donahey as The Lunch Lady is all gung-ho to go meatless, but just can’t shake her guilty pleasure — B-B-B-B-Bacon.

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Bacon Rocket

A DAY OF BACON

The scientific marriage of two perfect commodities — bacon and rocketry. Two disciplines at the pinnacle of human achievement, finally united.

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Bakin’ Bacon with Macon

A DAY OF BACON

South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker get an assist from the piglet Macon in introducing an episode of Flashbacks. Warning: This episode does not carry the PETA seal of approval.

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Hover Bacon

A DAY OF BACON

Be afraid! Be very afraid! Hover bacon — it’s coming soon to a world near you.

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The War on Bacon

A DAY OF BACON

No Day of Bacon would be complete without an edition of The War on Bacon, hosted by Hot Air’s Mary Katherine Ham and Kelly Maher from Reveal Politics. Mary Katherine and Kelly offer counterprogramming to the latest political headlines, tripe and half-truths spun by the Lamestream Media. This is their edition from last Wednesday, where they make clear they are bacon lovers and explain why they have chosen the hallowed meat to symbolize the good fight they are waging.

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How It’s Made: Bacon

A DAY OF BACON

The Science Channel program How It’s Made shows how bacon is produced from pork bellies. It’s a complicated process involving marination in a briny salt solution, multiple freezing sessions, slicing, trimming, flavoring, cooking, stacking and packaging.

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Rub Some Bacon On It

A DAY OF BACON

Whatever ails you, bacon is the cure. Rhett and Link genuflect at the altar of this miracle meat in a song paying homage to Jan & Dean, the Beach Boys and the surf bands from California’s Golden Age.

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Bacon Invaders

A DAY OF BACON

Bacon invaders threaten the tranquility of the Annoying Orange’s kitchen. “Hey bacon, can I call you Kevin?”

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Flaming Bacon Lance of Death

A DAY OF BACON

Theo Gray, author of Mad Science and a PopSci columnist, demonstrates a homemade device he calls “the Flaming Bacon Lance of Death.” Using an air hose and his lance, he cuts through sheet metal, proving that bacon is stronger than steel. (Fairness in advertising: Gray’s lance doesn’t technically use bacon, but instead thin strips of prosciutto). In a sop to political correctness, he also shows off his Vegan Thermic Lance, built from a cucumber and vegetable-oil coated breadsticks.

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