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Let’s Just Feed Him To Max!

China Lake! Daryl James! Solar Warden! Human Robots! Tom Hanks! Tom Cruise! Kids in “Woodpecker Grid Cages!” A Half-Man, Half-Spider named “Max!” More from McAllister TV.




Gavin Newsom Under Arrest?

California Gov. Gavin Newsom hasn’t sent out any Tweets or messages for more than a week now, sparking rumblings that he is under arrest.

Real Raw News claims Newsom was seized by U.S. Marines who raided his private home in Fair Oaks, California on Nov. 1. A gun fight occurred ahead of the arrest, involving the Marines and two of Newsom’s body guards. Both body guards were dispatched.

Neither Newsom’s wife Jennifer nor his four children were apprehended — only Newsom himself.

We cannot independently confirm this report, but we bring it to you because we are beginning to see multiple accounts along these lines. This one is from Wil Paranormal. The Newsom report begins two minutes into the video, after a South Park skit




One thing we do know. Gavin Newsom has been missing in action for 12 days. So something’s up. Besides the Real Raw News account, there are rumblings that Newsom suffered a bout of Bell’s Palsy after taking a coronavirus booster shot. Here, The Salty Cracker addresses that speculation.




Honey Boo Boo Decode

Is CNN’s Anderson Cooper the CIA handler for Honey Boo Boo? Is Honey Boo Boo, the nickname for Alana Thompson, even really a girl, or was Honey simply a young boy dressed in drag?

Have there been other transformers appearing on reality shows like Tiaras and Toddlers?

In other words, are these reality shows real in any sense whatsoever, or are they all fabricated to push lies and deceptions desired by the CIA and its masters from the New World Order?

Hang onto your seats. There’s plenty here to digest as McAllister TV explores an intriguing question, “Are all Liberals and Democrats dangerous, brain-dead idiots?”




Remember when Honey Boo Boo appeared on South Park in an episode where she acquired a new heart — from a pig! She promises, “My heart is sweeter than bacon.”

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Does Jen Have Gingervitus?

Jen Psaki has a case of the um um ums. Not too clarifying for a Presidential press secretary. Perhaps she has an answer, but it sure doesn’t sound like it. More from Ovation Eddie, with an assist from South Park.




Sexual Harassment Panda

South Park introduced the character of Sexual Harassment Panda in 1999. The plotline for the episode: “South Park Elementary is nearly bankrupt when Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.”

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Topless Leftists Challenge Bernie

A Hindu vegan and a couple of topless Leftists disrupted a Bernie Sanders’  rally in Nevada over the weekend. Sanders tried to confront the protesters but his wife dragged him off the stage. The women had scrawled across their bare chests the words: “Let dairy die!”

The question remains: Were these your usual Leftwing nuts or plants placed at the rally by, say, Hillary Clinton?

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Brings to mind the South Park episode: “Die, Hippie, Die.”

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This is getting to be old-hat for Bernie Sanders rallies. Here’s a New York Daily News video showing another topless woman, equal rights activist Anni Ma, 25, who was arrested outside a Bernie Sanders rally three years ago in Los Angeles. Either the mainstream Democrats are dropping boobs on him, or else he’s got a limber and libertine following!

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South Park Predicts The Future

Notice how none of the Hollywood movies anymore have Chinese villains? That’s because China owns most of the Hollywood studios these days. And, of course, to poke fun of the Chinese would be racist. Just ask the yahoos in the NBA. More from Mark Dice.

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The big story trending is that Blizzard, the company behind Hearthstone, has suspended a player and rescinded prize money over his support for the ongoing Hong Kong protests.

This comes in the wake of the South Park episode mocking American companies for caving to the censorship demands of China. The news sparked outrage that Americans would have to live under the censorship of China due to market pressure with Marco Rubio issuing a statement stating just that. China uses market influence to exert cultural pressure onto other countries.

Meanwhile protesters in Hong Kong are being seriously injured as they demand free speech and sovereign rights, opposing the will of Communist China.

As Trump’s trade war escalates and companies are forced to choose sides, could all of this be the tipping point toward full-scale conflict between the US and China? More from Tim Pool.

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The Chinese, of course, didn’t take too kindly to South Park. The television comedy got banned by the Communists and completely erased from the Chinese version of the Internet! More from The Quartering.

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AOC: Republicans’ Best Friend

Rep. Carolyn Maloney, D-N.Y. slams Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for working with Socialists and far-left radical Democratic Socialists to force Amazon to cancel its plans to build a second headquarters in Long Island. The project would have brought a minimum of 25,000 jobs paying an average of $150,000 annually to the New York area, and served as a hub for a series of new hi-tech jobs. But now all that revenue is lost, forfeited by far-left Socialists who don’t want to work, just suck benefits off everyone who does work.

We feel sorry for Rep. Maloney, who not only seems smart and reasonable, but trying to do right for the people of her community. As for AOC,she is indeed the best friend of the GOP. We get a few more nutball representatives like her in power and nearly everyone will abandon the Democrats and convert into Republicans! She is not just a twit but a really dumb and stupid twit!

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HighImpactFlix also delves into the battle pitting Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vs. the Richest Man in the World. Yes, it was a New York Showdown, involving an immoral socialist and one of the largest welfare recipients on the planet, benefiting from the criminal practice of the redistribution of wealth. Oh the irony. To take either side would be a grave mistake.




Now, get this. To attract Amazon’s massive, colossal second headquarters (HQ2), in what amounted to a rare moment of participatory cooperation, NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo and Mayor Bill de Blasio, both far-left Demo loons, offered Amazon $3B in tax incentives. Sounds good to me.

In return, Amazon agreed to create at least 25,000 good-paying jobs ($150K and above) and to build a massive employee campus in what looks like war-torn Long Island City, Queens. Over the next 20 years, that $3B tax incentive would result in more than $25 billion in tax revenue. Well, it would have. But that’s gone now. And lefty loons celebrate.

Overall, over time, HQ2 would pour as much as a trillion dollars into New York’s economy — and not only through the salaries paid to the tech-savvy. This money would have trickled down to local stores and restaurants, not to mention the laborers required to build, clean, and maintain all that infrastructure. More from Lionel Nation.

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It brings to mind the South Park episode on how Jeff Bezos Stole Christmas.

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Bakin’ Bacon with Macon

A DAY OF BACON

South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker get an assist from the piglet Macon in introducing an episode of Flashbacks. Warning: This episode does not carry the PETA seal of approval.

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Pirating for Publicity

Commentator Ezra Levant of Canada’s Sun News takes on eco-terrorist Paul Watson and his fraudalent publicity scams that netted $11.4 million last year for his Sea Shepherd Conservation Society. Once affiliated with Greenpeace, Watson was banished from that organization because of his violent and patently illegal “interventionist” tactics. He hasn’t just engaged in monkey-wrenching against fishermen, whalers and trappers, but gone so far as to use sabotage and ramming techniques against much smaller ships, placing their crews in danger of suffering injury or even death. To Watson, it matters not, because he’s a militant environmentalist who once proclaimed “earthworms are far more valuable than people.”

While he’s wanted for arrest in several nations and skipped bail following an arrest in Germany, Watson has been quite adept at manipulating the media to gain money for his cause. He’s the subject of Whale Wars, a show seen on Animal Planet, and his society has garnered support from such notable celebrities as Pamela Anderson and former TV game-show host Bob Barker. Here is Levant’s take on the Sea Shepherd brigands, as well as an excerpt from Whale Whores, South Park‘s lampoon describing Watson as “a smug, narcoleptic liar with no credibility.”

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