Rich Babies: Born Capitalists!
Elon Musk says his auditors from the Department of Government Efficiency have uncovered examples of babies, under the age of 1, who got federal government subsidies in the six-figure range. In other words, these industrious tykes were hauling down bigger salaries than the average annual salary across the United States, which currently stands at $59,384.
The question remains? Who figured out how to game the system with such corrupt zeal? How come the perpetrators are still roaming around free, and not penned up? Are they protected by some leftist federal judge, like the members of the Venzuelan gang Tren de Arangua?
Here’s more from The Quartering, who describes the Baby Scandal as the most egregious corruption uncovered by DOGE. Fortunately, The Quartering says we could see some justice coming down the pike.
