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Girlfriends With Penises

So you’ve taken some Vitamin C. Will you now transform into a lemon tree?

That dilemma is compounded when you think you are transgender. Is defying biology the same as transgressing against God? Here’s more from Meme the Left.

Ski Jumpers Hot For Lift-Off!

Are Olympic ski jumpers injecting their penises full of acid?

The charge is being aired in a German newspaper reporting on ski jumpers gathered at the Winter Olympics in Milan, Italy. It’s said some jumpers had injected hyaluronic acid into their penises in a bizarre and convoluted steroid scandal aimed at giving them more “lift.”

Oliver Niggli, head of the World Anti-Doping Agency, vowed to investigate. Here’s more from Clownfish TV.

 

Viagra Gives Rise To Storm

A harsh wintry storm threatens to dump piles of snow and ice this weekend over a huge swath of the Midwest, stretching from Kansas City and St. Louis all the way to the Appalachians. The penis-shaped thrust of the storm has certainly inspired a lot of raunchy online chatter. Here’s more from the New York Post.

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