Benjamin Deceived Everyone
I mentioned I enjoy this robot voice channel called “Real Conspiracy” and this dude made me my own!
“In tribute to the courageous and principled bearlord, Owen Benjamin. With respects to the ruthless robot of REAL CONSPIRACY. By Hengist Mountebank (Bugbear)”
If it wasn’t for my dad’s weiner and my mom’s “ok,” there would be no Owen Benjamin. Piano brought me to stand up comedy. I’ve had two Comedy Central specials. I’m tall but suck at basketball, I’m smart but can’t spell, I’m nice but kind of a dick.
