Beto Drops Out
Styxhexenhammer666 says Beto O’Rourke dropped out due to nobody liking him. Says Styx, “He’s smarter than some, I guess.”
The one thing we’ll miss about Beto dropping out: Who’s going to do the crazy hand jive? You know, the wacky wavy incredible inflatable flailing tube man moves. More from Ovation Eddie.
Now that he’s dropped out of the Presidential race, Beto has found work at his neighborhood Walmart. He can’t complain. He’s showing up for work high and stealing George Foreman grills. More from The United Spot.
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