Dairy Kang Madlad
Upset when he was refused service for not wearing a face mask, a madlad in a Vancouver, Canada, suburb whipped out his penis and urinated on the counter at a Dairy Queen restaurant. The sticky incident happened on Vancouver Island’s Port Alberni.
Apparently, the suspect wanted a chocolate souffle but retorted with a lemon tart after he was denied service. Camera footage exists of his crime, but so far, his identity remains unknown. More from The Salty Cracker.