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Cat Piss Copyright

Alyssa Milano is pissed off at Elon Musk over memes mocking her vagina. More from The Salty Cracker.




The Joke’s On Us

Democrats and their fake news allies gather round to discuss how liberating it can be to pee your own pants. More from The United Spot.

Dairy Kang Madlad

Upset when he was refused service for not wearing a face mask, a madlad in a Vancouver, Canada, suburb whipped out his penis and urinated on the counter at a Dairy Queen restaurant. The sticky incident happened on Vancouver Island’s Port Alberni.

Apparently, the suspect wanted a chocolate souffle but retorted with a lemon tart after he was denied service. Camera footage exists of his crime, but so far, his identity remains unknown. More from The Salty Cracker.




 

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