Canceled Mascots Get Support
The Cracker Barrel guy attends his first canceled mascots support group meeting, but he finds something he didn’t even know he was missing: friendship.
Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
The Cracker Barrel guy attends his first canceled mascots support group meeting, but he finds something he didn’t even know he was missing: friendship.
Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Mark Dice gets tears in his eyes as he apologizes. He’s been a very bad man. He ate Eskimo Pies instead of Haagen-Dazs. And that’s but the beginning of the omissions on his vile apology tour. Among his other crimes: He has dined on Aunt Jemima’s syrup. And placed white sheets on his beds!

