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Fired By America!

Despite getting to keep her job after a disastrous rebrand, Cracker Barrel CEO Julie Felss Masino said that she still felt “fired by America” and proceeded to defend her decision. This as the company stock craters in real time.

However, someone had to pay for this — it just wasn’t her. The DEI manager (yeah that’s a thing) got fired instead. Well, it’s a start? Here’s more from Clownfish TV.

The Democrats’ Meteoric Star

Who is the new star of the leftist scourge? Would you believe a finger-poking, fouled-mouth Karen by the name of Jennifer Welch?

A former cohost of the Bravo reality TV show Sweet Home Oklahoma, Welch gained notoriety during the big skirmish over Cracker Barrel. Ever since, she has since been waging holy war on the social media platforms.  She is the Democrats’ answer to Joe Rogan.

Here, Brett Cooper gives us an introduction to this rather dim and nasty bitch.

The Party Of Mental Illness

Democrats like to emblazon themselves as progressives. The reality: They are the party of mental illness. Every day that passes, we see more signs they are losing their minds.

The Democrats create “jazz-bo” effects to replace reality. Why are they always so pathetic looking?

Meanwhile, America is back baby. The cartels have been put in notice. Continue to smuggle your deadly Chinese drugs into our nation and you’ll end up in the kill box.

Also in this edition: Portals, Reptilians, election fraud, replacements everywhere. Here’s more from McAllister TV.

They Blame MAGA For This?

The media is mad about Sydney Sweeney and Cracker Barrel backlash and they’re blaming MAGA and right-wing “vigilante activists.” Buuuuut even people on the left thought Sydney Sweeney and Cracker Barrel were stupid.

This is more of a Middle America vs. Coastal Elite thing, not a left vs. right thing. Here’s more from Clownfish TV.

Canceled Mascots Get Support

The Cracker Barrel guy attends his first canceled mascots support group meeting, but he finds something he didn’t even know he was missing: friendship.

Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Cracker Barrel: Our Heritage?

Is Cracker Barrel our heritage? Yes and no.

The store is fine. And the meals are acceptable, especially if you didn’t grow up in the country.

But the food stinks, and the DEI malarkey most certainly doesn’t fit our heritage. It’s part of the assault on the American people, our culture and our beliefs — same as the Irish and English are under assault from their globalist leaders. Here’s more from Appalachia’s Homestead.

The Empire Of Mental Illness

Who’s more nuts? RFK Jr. or Rachel Levine? Why are these our options for public health officials?

Cracker Barrel caves and Taylor Swift is finally happy so she’ll probably never write another good song. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of Dumpster Fire.

Cracker Barrel Keeps Sinking

In today’s video, we react to Cracker Barrel’s disastrous re-brand. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

Shapeshifting By The Madcow

Rachel Maddow, the Madcow, has a scary trachea shapeshift during her/them/his latest rant!!! Live or Memorex!

They counted their chickens before they were hatched, and now they are in the kill-box!

Cracker Barrel! Jazzy Crockett! John Podesta Email! The aliens we know! Max update! News update! Here’s more from McAllister TV.

 

The Downfall Of Cracker Barrel

Explaining the downfall of Cracker Barrel, beginning with its origin story, Cracker Barrel’s company history, CEO Julie Felss Masino and ending at the August logo rebrand.

The bottom line for this story: Go woke, go broke. Here’s more from Really Graceful.

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