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Beetlejuice Or Betelgeuse?

A new, Beetlejuice Mandela Effect has flipped our world upside down, once again making this example one of the most shocking Mandela Effects Ben Chasteen has ever seen.

Is this the real face of Jesus that AI constructed, based on the imprint on the Shroud of Turin? The results were shocking.

Tech billionaire and founder of the company Autonomy, Mike Lynch, went missing after his yacht reportedly encountered a freak accident involving a water spout. Some details were still missing when his former VP of finance, Stephen Chamberlain, was hit by a car and died. The timing of these mysterious deaths have left everyone wondering if they were related. Was it a hit? Did they fake their own deaths? Find out what was uncovered.

In an amazing discovery, prehistoric paintings were found in the Amazon depicting supernatural and cryptid-like figures. Speculation has been that these were some genetic hybrid or animal–human experiment, or that past people were seeing the same monsters being spotted today, like Mothman, Dogman, and Bigfoot.

Whistleblower and former intelligence agent Luis Elizondo claimed that a UFO invasion could be an actual threat—and that nations should start preparing. Is there any truth to this, or is it a case of fear mongering? Join Ben Chasteen and Rob Counts on a new edition of Edge Of Wonder.

There’s Always Beetlejuice II

Now that she’ll be leaving as mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot is out of work, and presumably looking for a job. Assuming she can’t hold down a steady job (she’s a Democrat, after all), what can she do? There’s always Beetlejuice II! Or she could get a gig with the other racists at The View! More from Terrence K. Williams.

The United Spot wasted no time in drawing up this hilarious Beetlejuice parody, featuring the defeated Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot along with a lot of Democratic and Leftist riffraff. Hopefully, one by one, these vicious varmints will be sent packing.

 

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