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‘Great Straight Escape’ Validated

Reputed Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson followed a great straight path to his getaway car, likely driven by Ermiya Fanaeian, says investigator George Webb, reporting from an undisclosed location in Montana. Why does Webb call it a “great straight escape?”

Undoubtedly, he’s enjoying a bit of ironic jest, seeing as how Emita Fanaseian heads the radical transgender group, the Armed Queers of Salt Lake City. But the pathway taken by Robinson, or the reputed assassin, does appear to have been rather straight and direct.

The path extended from a back corner of the Losee Center through a parking lot up to 691 W. 925 S St. That’s the location of a faux CIA “safe house,” the headquarters of the Center for National Security Studies (CNSS) on the Utah Valley University (UVU) campus in Orem, Utah. Charlie Kirk was assassinated while speaking on the UVU campus on September 10. Webb believes this wasn’t a case of a “lone wolf” gunman, but an elaborate and preplanned hit by a compact assassination squad, likely involving “six to eight” members.

Some of those members served as decoys or white rabbits, such as George Zinn, who took down his pants and rushed to the front of Charlie Kirk’s speaking tent, claiming he had carried out the assassination. Zinn was obviously meant to distract law away from the actual killer(s) but he was later charged with possession of child porn. In addition to Tyler Robinson, there was likely another second professional assassin as well. It remains to be seen which assassin fired the shot that killed Kirk, from exactly which location it came, and also the type of gun used.

The FBI later cleared a 30-06 Mauser rifle stashed in some bushes close by 691 W. 925 S St. The vintage rifle did belong to Robinson. But we don’t know yet if he actually fired it, or if that was another character. We also don’t know the caliber of the second rifle, the one that likely killed Kirk. Webb believes it was a smaller caliber than the Mauser, say a .22, and also a less noisy rifle.

Initially, Webb believed Robinson had flown out of Provo, Utah to a private airport in Page, Arizona. He now believes members of Robinson’s team went to Page, but Robinson did himself traveled southwest to Las Vegas, Nevada, before heading home to St. George, Utah. He likely used private jet services involving FBO (fixed-base operations). How did his gray Dodge Challenger auto make it back home?  Webb believes Fanaeian drove it.

There’s plenty more here in Webb’s two-hour broadcast, with the full title, “The Mystery Plane Returns — And The ‘Great Straight Escape’ Is Validated.”

There’s even a funny interlude, involving Monty Python’s “Ministry of Silly Walks,” lampooning Tyler Robinson’s supposed peglegged assassin march captured on the cam video pictures run by the TV show TMZ. In case you don’t want to wade through two hours to find it, we present it in full below.

The Old Switcheroo

In this clip from the Fawlty Towers episode, “The Psychiatrist,” things become a bit awkward when an attractive Australian woman comes to stay at the hotel. Basil, played by John Cleese of Monty Python fame, accidently gropes the beautiful Aussie instead of the light switch, only to get busted by his wife. This sojourn into the lighter side of life is courtesy of Fawlty’s Vault.

Monty Python’s British Army

What is the British Army coming to? Watch as members of a squadron decline their commander’s orders to march up and down the public square in this hilarious Monty Python classic on the lighter side of life. Courtesy of Knavish Corker.

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Monty Python’s Biggus Dickus

Caesar is insulted when Roman soldiers ridicule the name of his friend Biggus Dickus. It’s just one of the many brilliant scenes in Python’s Life of Brian in this episode of the lighter side of life.

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Roger Stone Did Nothing Wrong

Carpe Donktum creates a musical meme tribute to Roger Stone, with support from President Donald Trump and Alex Jones. Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life serves as the inspiration.

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