Be Scared! It’s Your Duty!
The Salty Cracker thanks YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki for cleaning up the Internet, getting rid of scuzzy conspiracy theories who imply there might be something wrong with the assassination of John F. Kennedy or wonder aloud about how the coronavirus came to be so deadly. And by all means, no one should think twice about the Russian coof vaccine scientist pushed out the window of a 14th floor apartment. It’s just the natural order of things.