Biden Says He’s Not Eating Kids
President Joe Biden says he is totally not keeping and eating kids in his basement. Of course, he doesn’t say whether he’s eating kids from his brother’s basement or from his son Hunter Biden’s basement. It’s his brother, after all, who has owned land on the shore of Water Island, just a few miles away from Jeff Epstein’s Little St. James Island.
And sad to say, but true: The reason all of the Leftist fatcats flocked to Epstein’s island was to imbibe adrenochrome extracted from the glands of kids.
Not all of these Leftist assholes exterminated the kids themselves, mind you. But they most certainly did engage in cannibalism and sundry other crimes against humanity. Hopefully, every last one of them will face the wrath of God and burn in Hell! More from The Salty Cracker.