Call Me Stormy

Hollywood’s Message to Trump

The hysterical anti-Trump media has blood on its hands as Hollywood’s twisted crusade to destroy President Donald Trump begins to radicalize leftists into cold-blooded killers.

Hey, Mickey Rourke, you bloated pile of buffalo dung! You fashion yourself a wrestler and boxer. How about you mosey on over to Stormy territory, and we’ll kick your sorry ass, but good. ES&D, you worthless punk.

Same goes for you, Robert DeNiro. What a strong start to his career back in the days of TAXI DRIVER, but he’s now a certified loser, operating on autopilot for several years running. He’s not only a boring and atrocious actor, but obviously, his political instincts have not advanced beyond a grade school playground. This is not an intellectual we’re talking about — maybe a rat-catcher, or someone who ought to be cleaning toilets.

Travolta’s Pickup Game

Kevin Hook talks about the time he met John Travolta on the set of THE PUNISHER. Travolta’s pickup game comes into play.

Rita Hayworth Jumps in Line

Good reason to love Rita Hayworth’s old movies: The lady could dance!

Stolen Death Star Plans

“Princess Leia’s Stolen Death Star Plans/With Illicit Help From Your Friends” are tracks 1 and 2 of “Princess Leia’s Stolen Death Star Plans,” a Star Wars/Beatles fan tribute from Palette-Swap Ninja.

Romance of the Lambs

What if…THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS was remade as a Hollywood comedy.

Everything Wrong with Dory

Here’s Everything Wrong With Finding Dory, another Pixar sequel that relies mostly on previous films instead of breaking any new ground. Enjoy your billions, Pixar!!

Back to a Different Future

Can you imagine BACK TO THE FUTURE with Eric Stoltz occupying the lead role played by Michael J. Fox? Stoltz, in fact, was originally commissioned for the part, until he was let go a month into shooting and replaced by Fox.

Here are “alternate” scenes from that movie, as well as four other films that underwent major casting changes.