Welcome, y’all! 🤠 This parody is all in good fun—a playful twist on Ella Langley’s “Choosin’ Texas,” with a nod to some “Jews in Texas.” Along the way, I’m also taking the opportunity to celebrate some of my favorite Jewish actors, musicians, comedians, and entertainers. ✡️
Here’s more in a new parody song from Brian Coyne.
The normies showed up for everything this summer — and it was exactly what America needed. July 23rd was the biggest travel day in history. Spider-Man broke box office records. Shane Gillis set a Guinness World Record with 73,000 people at a comedy show. Ella Langley beat Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Summer of the Normie, why the Doomers were wrong about everything, and why none of it matters if normies don’t start paying attention to the Democratic Socialists of America quietly winning elections while everyone was tubing down a river. You can’t have a normie America with commies winning elections. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
