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Celebrity Space Tourism

In this segment of Dumpster Fire, Host Bridget Phetasy celebrates Community Notes fact-checking Katy Perry’s astronaut claims while eviscerating Gayle King’s post-flight media tour. She mocks King’s condescending attitude toward critics (“Have you been to outer space?”) and questions why none of the tourists wore helmets in photos – “God forbid they mess up their makeup.”

Between criticizing media attempts to frame the event as “inspirational” and calling it merely “Six Flags for rich people,” Phetasy delivers the perfect takedown of celebrity space tourism.

More Like AstroNots

Trump’s tactics are making Greenland desirable to the rest of the world, the all-female Blue Origin space flight that no one cares about, why Oprah should stop trying to make Gayle King a thing, and Bridget Phetasy comes up with a new term for people who don’t actually deserve to be called astronauts. Here’s more from Bridget on the latest Dumpster Fire.

Funky Dog-Head B*tch

Rappers, including Snoop Dogg and 50 Cent, talk tough trash against Gayle King of CBS over her Kobe Bryant rape question. More from Jamie Dlux.

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