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14 Jun 2026

Europeans Can’t Comprehend

The World Cup is in America and Europeans are losing their minds — in the best possible way. A German named Freddy went tubing down the Chattahoochee, discovered Buc-ee’s, watched an eagle fly around a stadium, and declared it the most “European mind can’t comprehend” moment of his life.

A Swedish woman tried ranch dressing and said it was like crack. Bridget Phetasy breaks down why watching foreigners fall in love with Real America is the 250th birthday celebration we actually needed — and why we take all of it completely for granted.

Also: Tom Brady launched a coconut water brand called Good Nut and the slogan is “It’s a Delicious Mouthful.” Here’s Bridget with her latest edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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07 Jun 2026

Big Jugs Are Back!

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are building a $1.4 billion luxury eco-resort on a Cold War bunker island in Albania — and locals are responding with Molotov cocktails.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the corruption probe, why Ivanka should not have gone on a podcast to talk about this, and why every billionaire quietly building a bunker on a remote island should maybe read the room.

Also: Hunter Biden went viral on X with an AA joke, boobs are officially back, and Spencer Pratt is still in the LA mayor’s race, but just barely. Here’s more in a new Dumpster Fire.

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24 May 2026

Late Night Became Insufferable

Stephen Colbert’s Late Show aired its final episode Thursday night, ending a decade-long run that cost CBS roughly $40 million a year and alienated half the country.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down how Trump derangement syndrome turned late night television from a unifying institution into a smug resistance rally — and why no one is actually sad to see it go. Also: The case for Dumpster Fire to fill the slot.

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22 May 2026

Almonds Are The Real Threat

Commencement speakers got booed this weekend for mentioning AI — by the same graduating class that used ChatGPT to write their papers.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down why the anti-AI panic is just climate anxiety with a new face, why Bernie Sanders and AOC’s plan to ban data centers is the worst idea in recent memory, and why China is absolutely loving every minute of our meltdown. Here’s more in a new episode of The Dumpster Fire from Phetasy.

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17 May 2026

America, China: Friends Again?

America and China are in the world’s most expensive bad marriage — They need each other, they don’t trust each other, but it’s too expensive to get divorced.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down Trump’s trip to Beijing, the CEO delegation that proves capitalism always wins, the handshake heard round the world and why the Left would rather Trump spit in Xi’s face than narrowly avoid World War III.

Elon Musk took pictures like a tourist and Marco Rubio has a new name and a new look. Here’s more from Bridget on a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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03 May 2026

Everything Is Fake And Gay

The Southern Poverty Law Center — America’s premier anti-hate nonprofit — has been indicted for secretly funding the KKK.

If you donated to the SPLC thinking you were fighting racism, congratulations: you may have bought the Grand Wizard a new truck.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the most ironic scandal in nonprofit history and why the demand for racism apparently outpaced the supply, so they decided to manufacture some. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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23 Apr 2026

Drugs Help With Addiction

President Donald Trump signed an executive order fast-tracking FDA approval of psychedelic drugs — psilocybin, MDMA, ibogaine — and Joe Rogan was standing right behind him when he did it.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the results of a text message between Rogan and Trump, why libertarians are finally winning, and whether any of this is actually good for anyone.

Plus: Aliens.gov is real, it’s launching soon, and the government has been quietly confirming UFOs exist for years. Here’s Phetasy with a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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19 Apr 2026

Normies Hold America Together

Bridget reads her viral essay — a love letter to the sane, normal women quietly holding it all down while the culture loses its mind.

Not a trad wife, not a girl boss, not a Karen, not a pick-me — just the millions of women juggling kids, aging parents, marriages and careers while being told their sanity is the problem. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy in a new episode of her series Dumpster Fire.

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11 Apr 2026

Irish Duel: Army Vs. Farmers

Ireland just deployed its army against protesting farmers and truckers who are blockading motorways and the country’s only oil refinery. The government taxes fuel at 60% — and instead of negotiating, they sent in troops.

Bridget Phetasy sits down with Dr. Eoin Lenihan, author of Vandalizing Ireland, to break down how Ireland became a corporate tax haven for Big Tech, abandoned its own people, and is now on the brink of serious civil unrest. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire from Phetasy.

 

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09 Apr 2026

The Genius/Asshole Matrix

Bridget Phetasy introduces the Genius/Asshole Matrix — the male version of the Hot/Crazy Matrix — and explains the Tortured Genius Line that separates icons from idiots.

Plus, the United Kingdom just banned Kanye West from the Wireless Festival while looking the other way on grooming gangs. Kanye sold out two nights at SoFi Stadium for $33 million.

Louis CK landed a Netflix special, and cancel culture is having an existential crisis.

Why does genius buy forgiveness — and how much asshole can it cover? Here’s a new Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.

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