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17 May 2026

America, China: Friends Again?

America and China are in the world’s most expensive bad marriage — They need each other, they don’t trust each other, but it’s too expensive to get divorced.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down Trump’s trip to Beijing, the CEO delegation that proves capitalism always wins, the handshake heard round the world and why the Left would rather Trump spit in Xi’s face than narrowly avoid World War III.

Elon Musk took pictures like a tourist and Marco Rubio has a new name and a new look. Here’s more from Bridget on a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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03 May 2026

Everything Is Fake And Gay

The Southern Poverty Law Center — America’s premier anti-hate nonprofit — has been indicted for secretly funding the KKK.

If you donated to the SPLC thinking you were fighting racism, congratulations: you may have bought the Grand Wizard a new truck.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the most ironic scandal in nonprofit history and why the demand for racism apparently outpaced the supply, so they decided to manufacture some. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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23 Apr 2026

Drugs Help With Addiction

President Donald Trump signed an executive order fast-tracking FDA approval of psychedelic drugs — psilocybin, MDMA, ibogaine — and Joe Rogan was standing right behind him when he did it.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the results of a text message between Rogan and Trump, why libertarians are finally winning, and whether any of this is actually good for anyone.

Plus: Aliens.gov is real, it’s launching soon, and the government has been quietly confirming UFOs exist for years. Here’s Phetasy with a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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19 Apr 2026

Normies Hold America Together

Bridget reads her viral essay — a love letter to the sane, normal women quietly holding it all down while the culture loses its mind.

Not a trad wife, not a girl boss, not a Karen, not a pick-me — just the millions of women juggling kids, aging parents, marriages and careers while being told their sanity is the problem. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy in a new episode of her series Dumpster Fire.

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11 Apr 2026

Irish Duel: Army Vs. Farmers

Ireland just deployed its army against protesting farmers and truckers who are blockading motorways and the country’s only oil refinery. The government taxes fuel at 60% — and instead of negotiating, they sent in troops.

Bridget Phetasy sits down with Dr. Eoin Lenihan, author of Vandalizing Ireland, to break down how Ireland became a corporate tax haven for Big Tech, abandoned its own people, and is now on the brink of serious civil unrest. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire from Phetasy.

 

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09 Apr 2026

The Genius/Asshole Matrix

Bridget Phetasy introduces the Genius/Asshole Matrix — the male version of the Hot/Crazy Matrix — and explains the Tortured Genius Line that separates icons from idiots.

Plus, the United Kingdom just banned Kanye West from the Wireless Festival while looking the other way on grooming gangs. Kanye sold out two nights at SoFi Stadium for $33 million.

Louis CK landed a Netflix special, and cancel culture is having an existential crisis.

Why does genius buy forgiveness — and how much asshole can it cover? Here’s a new Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.

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04 Apr 2026

Gen Z Radicals: Take A Hike!

Bridget Phetasy reacts to her recent “leave me behind” essay going viral and dives into why legacy media stars are desperately chasing a youth demographic that doesn’t care about them.

She breaks down the difference between building a “territory” for your work versus fighting for “hierarchy” in an algorithm-driven world.

It’s a call to stop performing for 20-somethings and start focusing on the “invisible audience” of late Boomers and Gen Xers. Here’s more in a new Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.

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01 Apr 2026

No Kings: Older, Whiter, Senile

Bridget Phetasy just got back from Los Angeles and has firsthand reporting from the No Kings protest — which turned out to be mostly octogenarians with arts-and-crafts signs and Starbucks cups.

She breaks down why Trump is definitely jerking off to being called a king, why the real counterculture in Santa Monica is going to Catholic Mass, and why Americans need to appreciate the miracle of airplanes more. Here’s more from Phetasy’s latest edition of Dumpster Fire.

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29 Mar 2026

After 300 Episodes, Who Counts?

Dumpster Fire hits episode 300, and host Bridget Phetasy takes a moment to reflect on almost seven wild years — from starting the show in a garage in Los Angeles in August 2019, through two Trump administrations, a pandemic, getting married, having a baby, moving to the suburbs in Texas, and losing her dog.

She’s done it all with her audience by her side, and this milestone is a thank-you to them.

But of course, the dumpster is still burning. Former FBI Director and Special Counsel Robert Mueller died on March 20th at age 81, and Trump’s Truth Social response was simply: “Good. I’m glad he’s dead.” Bridget admits she laughed — and immediately questioned her own sanity.

She breaks down what Trump could have done (passive aggressive, vague, petty) and what he actually did instead. The world keeps getting more insane, and the show keeps going.

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21 Mar 2026

Our Gay Army Escapes Alive?!?

Bridget Phetasy breaks down why we’re living in a “Milli Vanilli” version of the 1990s, where nostalgia capitalism meets a very real threat of global conflict.

She dives into why two decades of gender theory ended the moment America decided to start “flexing” its military might again.

Plus, she calls out the “pick me” energy of legacy media stars desperate to stay relevant to a radicalized algorithm. Here’s Bridget’s latest Dumpster Fire.

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