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Pimpin’ with Bob

New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez is receiving scrutiny for his liaisons with under-aged prostitutes from the Dominican Republican. Ben Crystal says the good news is that Menendez doesn’t have a diaper fetish. “It’s just that his preferred age group hasn’t finished potty training.”  In this edition of The Great Eight, also hear why Playboy heiress Christie Hefner blames Chicago’s record murder rate on global warming.

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A Drone On Every Cul-De-Sac

During his Senate confirmation hearings, Secretary of State nominee John Kerry vowed to implement President Obama’s vision for the world. “What’s that? Like a chicken in every pot and an unmanned drone over every house,” wonders Ben Crystal in this week’s The Great Eight. He also shares his thoughts on Hillary Clinton’s Benghazi testimony and Sen. Dianne Feinstein’s anti-gun theatrics.

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Obama’s Gun Show

Ah, children are so cute when they are being exploited! The President surrounded himself with kids to announce his sweeping new gun measures. Also learn all about a job that Attorney General Eric Holder can handle, plus hear a Republican joke, on this edition of The Great Eight with Ben Crystal.

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Who’s Your Daddy?

Watch out for the Flying Monkeys as the Obama Administration takes aim against guns. You can hear the cackling. “I’ll get you my pretty…and your Bill of Rights, too.” Meanwhile, the staffers at Current TV are scrambling to find new jobs now that Al “Jazeera” Gore has sold the network. Hear all this and about Bill Clinton living out his Oedipal fantasies in this edition of The Great Eight with Ben Crystal.

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President Auto-Pen

Obama leaves the real work to the “professionals.” They’re certainly scraping the barrel for heroes these days. And — THAT is CNN? All this, plus: Al Gore cashes in with Al Jazeera as Ben Crystal presents The Great Eight from the Personal Liberty Digest.

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Hand Over the Gavel, Nancy

Republicans cheer as Nancy Pelosi vows to keep her post as leader of the minority party in the House. Meanwhile, Bono “plugs in” with Joe Biden, while Cher tunes out Macy’s. All this, plus an Ohio congresswoman hanging on tight to her panties, in this edition of The Great Eight with Ben Crystal.

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D Is for Hypocrite

Dianne, David, Dwight — the Democrats get more doofy by the day. Of course, they’re also turning more redundant. Take Obama, who talks about his favorite subject: himself. And where, oh where, has Hillary gone? All this, plus, welcome to the NFL, as Ben Crystal presents a new installment of The Great Eight from the Personal Liberty Digest.

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Christmas with the Maya

The extinct stone-age culture got the dates wrong — who saw that coming? Ol’ Pluggsy is on the job; more or less. And guess who’s coming for the guns? All this — plus — remedial pirate geography as Ben Crystal presents The Great Eight for Personal Liberty Digest.

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Merry…Christmas?

From the hymnal in Jeremiah Wright’s “church,” it’s a very special edition of The Great Eight with Ben Crystal.

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Bringing Home the Bacon

What lessons could OJ teach gun control advocate Bob Costas? And who is this Ms. Watson calling for more pork to be delivered to the Motor City? All this, plus, Leftists dominate the spoken-word Grammys, spurring some snark from Ben Crystal in The Great Eight from PersonalLiberty.

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