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Bill Engvall On Jury Duty

Retired comedian Bill Engvall, who was a huge success on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, explains the travails of being called for jury duty for a well-known entertainer in this vintage clip.

From the bailiff begging for his autograph to the judge asking if he’s going to use this trial in his act, Engvall has the audience in stitches with his responses. Video courtesy of the Bill Engvall Channel.

Bill Engvall’s Breakfast Woes

Comedian Bill Engvall, formerly part of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, entertains the audience in one of his solo stand-up performances, lamenting the fact that he’s not very adept at cooking breakfast.

Despite his woes, Engvall says he’s still proud of the American breakfast he tries to cook–eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, coffee. But he says a recent commercial has him thinking twice about eating sausage again. In the commercial, the narrator says, “The eggs are from real chickens, the milk is from real cows, the sausage is from Jimmy Dean!” More from the Bill Engvall channel.

Victoria’s Secret

Blue Collar Comedy Tour icon Jeff Foxworthy strolls into the lighter side of life to share his interesting experiences with the Victoria Secret catalog. Says Foxworthy, “Free home-delivered catalogs of women in their underwear–God bless America!” Here’s more.

A New Standard For Stupidity

Looks like the Left has set a new standard for stupidity. Following President Trump’s comments on immigration and how coyotes, or smugglers, were responsible for transporting thousands of children across the border, a number of Lefties went looney. Clogging the Twittersphere, some mistook the term “coyotes” for real animals, while others plainly didn’t know what the President was talking about. Hard to believe.

Among the lamebrains was gun-control activist David Hogg of Stoneman Douglas High School shooting fame in Parkland, Fla., now a student at Yale University. Hogg and many of his liberal cohorts actually thought President Trump was referring to the animal coyote, a species of canine native to North America! And to think he was accepted into one of the country’s elite Ivy League schools.

Dana Loesch, host of “Dana” on Blaze TV, says that also among the clueless were several journalists and even a medical doctor. To quote Blue Collar Comedy Tour comedian Ron White, “You can’t fix stupid.” Here’s more with Loesch.

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California’s Keystone Cops

With cops and robbers dominating national news across the nation, Blue Collar Comedy Tour’s Ron White gives us his gut-splitting take on California’s inept law enforcers in this week’s edition of the lighter side of life.

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Foxworthy’s Facts Of Life

Jeff Foxworthy saunters into the lighter side of life with a slice of his signature comedy. A member of the wildly popular Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Foxworthy breaks down the facts of life that no one talks about, such as his take on the meanest dinosaur. “The Tyrannosaurus rex was the meanest because his arms were too short to reach his wiener,” he says. “That is a medically proven fact. That will make you angry. And you’ll never watch Jurassic Park the same way again.” Check out the entire act on Netflix Is A Joke.

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Photos Worth 1,000 Words

Producers of the movie One For the Road, featuring the Blue Collar Comedy Tour of Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy and Ron White, turned the tables on the quartet with an array of embarrassing photos from their younger years. Watch the reaction from each comic as they view and attempt to explain the photos in this visit to the lighter side of life.

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Blue Comedy Tour Bonanza

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour quartet of Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall and Ron White make a rare appearance together to share their favorite jokes, as we saunter into the lighter side of life.

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Ron White Unplugged

Whiskey-toting, chain-smoking comedian Ron White, a charter of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, unleashes his wit on a Texas audience, telling the truth about women and diamonds, his close call on a small aircraft and why he’s proud to be a Texan, as we revisit the lighter side of life.

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And a Ron White shorty titled, “You Can’t Fix Stupid.”

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Foxworthy: Kids and Old Folks

In an effort to visit the lighter side of life, Call Me Stormy will ensure that at least one of its video blogs on Fridays going forward will concentrate on comedy. After all, isn’t laughter the best medicine. Today, we debut with the ever-popular Jeff Foxworthy, a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, as he tells us how much kids and old folks are so much alike! Buckle up and be prepared to split your sides with laughter.

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