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A New Standard For Stupidity

Looks like the Left has set a new standard for stupidity. Following President Trump’s comments on immigration and how coyotes, or smugglers, were responsible for transporting thousands of children across the border, a number of Lefties went looney. Clogging the Twittersphere, some mistook the term “coyotes” for real animals, while others plainly didn’t know what the President was talking about. Hard to believe.

Among the lamebrains was gun-control activist David Hogg of Stoneman Douglas High School shooting fame in Parkland, Fla., now a student at Yale University. Hogg and many of his liberal cohorts actually thought President Trump was referring to the animal coyote, a species of canine native to North America! And to think he was accepted into one of the country’s elite Ivy League schools.

Dana Loesch, host of “Dana” on Blaze TV, says that also among the clueless were several journalists and even a medical doctor. To quote Blue Collar Comedy Tour comedian Ron White, “You can’t fix stupid.” Here’s more with Loesch.

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California’s Keystone Cops

With cops and robbers dominating national news across the nation, Blue Collar Comedy Tour’s Ron White gives us his gut-splitting take on California’s inept law enforcers in this week’s edition of the lighter side of life.

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Photos Worth 1,000 Words

Producers of the movie One For the Road, featuring the Blue Collar Comedy Tour of Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy and Ron White, turned the tables on the quartet with an array of embarrassing photos from their younger years. Watch the reaction from each comic as they view and attempt to explain the photos in this visit to the lighter side of life.

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Blue Comedy Tour Bonanza

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour quartet of Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall and Ron White make a rare appearance together to share their favorite jokes, as we saunter into the lighter side of life.

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Ron White Unplugged

Whiskey-toting, chain-smoking comedian Ron White, a charter of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, unleashes his wit on a Texas audience, telling the truth about women and diamonds, his close call on a small aircraft and why he’s proud to be a Texan, as we revisit the lighter side of life.

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And a Ron White shorty titled, “You Can’t Fix Stupid.”

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Laughing at Rednecks

After making fun of people for the last 20 years, the Blue Collar Comedy Tour crew turns the tables and make fun of themselves, courtesy of photos provided by their wives. Join Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White and Bill Engvall as they share their most embarrassing snapshots. And come on back to LOL next Tuesday for some more giggles from the lighter side of life.

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Blue Collar Comedy Jackpot

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour quartet of Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White and Larry (Whitney) the Cable Guy make a rare appearance together to share their favorite jokes. Among the gems are this one from Larry the Cable Guy: “This feller goes hunting with his buddy and he’s got his scope up and says, ‘Oh my Lord, I can see your house from here, and your wife is cheating on you with another feller.’ His buddy says, ‘I’ve had it with her. Shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the private parts. He said, ‘I’ll get that with one shot.'” Please join us on LOL next Tuesday for another tour through the lighter side of life. — The Wickel

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You Can’t Fix Stupid

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour’s Ron White proclaims: “If your eyes go bad, you can have Lasik surgery and they can give you 20-20 vision at any age. If your hearing starts to fail, they can put a device in your ear  that will make you able to hear as good as you could the day you were born.  But let me tell you folks, you can’t fix stupid!”

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And from White’s gut-busting “They Call Me Tater Salad” skit, he shares his encounter with the Sears tire guy. Please join us here at LOL next Tuesday for another stroll through the lighter side of life. — The Wickel

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