The Great American Sleepover
World Cup fans came to America expecting the worst and left obsessed with free refills, ranch dressing, and Buc-ee’s.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Great American Sleepover, how we’re basically thirsty thots on Instagram excited that everyone thinks we’re pretty, why Europeans are treating gas stations like religious pilgrimages, and why America now deserves Greenland.
Here’s a new edition of Phetasy’s twice-weekly series The Dumpster Fire.
