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29 Apr 2026

Democrats’ Terrorist Problem

A gunman burst through the doors of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and opened fire — and somehow, within hours, Democrats were calling it a hoax.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the WHCD shooting, the shooter’s manifesto (which opens with “Hello everybody!”), and why his beliefs weren’t fringe at all — they were garden-variety, left-wing media talking points.

Also: Why is the left so comfortable with assassination culture, and what does Trump building a ballroom have to do with any of this? Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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23 Apr 2026

Drugs Help With Addiction

President Donald Trump signed an executive order fast-tracking FDA approval of psychedelic drugs — psilocybin, MDMA, ibogaine — and Joe Rogan was standing right behind him when he did it.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the results of a text message between Rogan and Trump, why libertarians are finally winning, and whether any of this is actually good for anyone.

Plus: Aliens.gov is real, it’s launching soon, and the government has been quietly confirming UFOs exist for years. Here’s Phetasy with a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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19 Apr 2026

Normies Hold America Together

Bridget reads her viral essay — a love letter to the sane, normal women quietly holding it all down while the culture loses its mind.

Not a trad wife, not a girl boss, not a Karen, not a pick-me — just the millions of women juggling kids, aging parents, marriages and careers while being told their sanity is the problem. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy in a new episode of her series Dumpster Fire.

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15 Apr 2026

Cry More, Libs!

Donald Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus Christ on Truth Social — on Orthodox Easter — and the right wing lost its mind.

Then he attacked the new Pope, called him “weak on crime,” and the memes wrote themselves.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the MAGA meltdown, the elite-tier internet reactions, and why this is just the Right’s version of virtue signaling. Here’s more on a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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25 Mar 2026

Champagne Socialists Tour Cuba

Bridget Phetasy reacts to the ultimate irony of “Champagne Socialists” vacationing in the poverty-stricken ruins of Cuba while praising the system that broke it.

Meanwhile, back in the states, Afroman is turning a botched police raid into a viral marketing masterpiece. It’s a tale of two worlds that proves one thing: Whether you’re a communist tourist or a rapper with a lemon pound cake, capitalism always wins in the end. Here’s more from Phetasy iu her latest edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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21 Mar 2026

Our Gay Army Escapes Alive?!?

Bridget Phetasy breaks down why we’re living in a “Milli Vanilli” version of the 1990s, where nostalgia capitalism meets a very real threat of global conflict.

She dives into why two decades of gender theory ended the moment America decided to start “flexing” its military might again.

Plus, she calls out the “pick me” energy of legacy media stars desperate to stay relevant to a radicalized algorithm. Here’s Bridget’s latest Dumpster Fire.

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08 Mar 2026

Feminists For Forced Hijab

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the “breathtaking circular logic” of American progressive women who are mourning the dismantling of a theocratic regime.

From TikTokers calling for the “Death of America” to the silence of feminists regarding actual patriarchy, Bridget asks why liberal women are more afraid of “Islamophobia” than a regime that hangs women for showing their hair. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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27 Feb 2026

Democrats Are Sissy Boys

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the longest State of the Union in history and why the Democrats’ response is only making their “man problem” worse.

From Trump’s “aggressively masculine” variety hour to the nagging energy of the opposition, Phetasy explores why the left is losing blue-collar men to the “Truck Commercial” energy of the GOP. There’s plenty more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

 

 

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25 Feb 2026

The Left Hates Joy

Team USA dominated the final week of the Winter Olympics. Hockey gold. Flag-draped shoulders.

Athletes proudly saying “I love this country.” Apparently, that was controversial.

Liberals are signing up for therapy following the Olympics. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.

This weekend, American hockey did something that hasn’t happened in 46 years. The men’s team won Olympic gold.
Beat Canada 2-1 in overtime. First time since the Miracle on Ice.
And so obviously we managed to ruin it because America’s true national sport is tearing each other apart on social media. Here’s a new Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.

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