Bridget Phetasy breaks down the U.S. Supreme Court Hecox ruling, upholding states’ rights to ban biological males from competing in women’s sports — and somehow it took nine justices, two lawsuits, and six months to confirm that girls are girls.
Also: Supergirl bombed so hard even the pirates didn’t bother, and Armie Hammer makes a comeback in a role only an aspiring cannibal could pull off. Here’s more in a new edition of Phetasy’s Dumpster Fire.
The Democratic Socialists of America just swept the New York City primaries, and one winning candidate has said 9/11 was America’s fault because of “capitalism, racism, white supremacy, and Islamophobia.”
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the new anti-American wing of the Democratic Party, why “democratic socialism” is just socialism wearing a wig, why these aren’t just progressive Democrats — they’re revolutionaries who openly want to tear down America, and why gentle parenting might be to blame for all of it. Here’s more from Phetasy’s latest edition of Dumpster Fire.
World Cup fans came to America expecting the worst and left obsessed with free refills, ranch dressing, and Buc-ee’s.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Great American Sleepover, how we’re basically thirsty thots on Instagram excited that everyone thinks we’re pretty, why Europeans are treating gas stations like religious pilgrimages, and why America now deserves Greenland.
Here’s a new edition of Phetasy’s twice-weekly series The Dumpster Fire.
Americans are suffering from Pride fatigue.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down:
There’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Trump hosted UFC fights on the South Lawn of the White House and men are back! Blue Angels, Thunderbirds, a bald eagle, fireworks, and a 6-1 underdog who emerged victorious.
Bridget Phetasy draws a straight line from the 2016 pussy hat marches to UFC on the White House lawn, and what this means for the country. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
The World Cup is in America and Europeans are losing their minds — in the best possible way. A German named Freddy went tubing down the Chattahoochee, discovered Buc-ee’s, watched an eagle fly around a stadium, and declared it the most “European mind can’t comprehend” moment of his life.
A Swedish woman tried ranch dressing and said it was like crack. Bridget Phetasy breaks down why watching foreigners fall in love with Real America is the 250th birthday celebration we actually needed — and why we take all of it completely for granted.
Also: Tom Brady launched a coconut water brand called Good Nut and the slogan is “It’s a Delicious Mouthful.” Here’s Bridget with her latest edition of The Dumpster Fire.
In California you don’t need an ID to vote. Ballot harvesting is completely legal. And ballots signed with a smiley face might be counted as valid.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down how the Los Angeles mayor’s race went sideways. She explains why Spencer Pratt went from second place to out, and why none of this is a conspiracy theory. It’s just what happens when you make the sketchiest possible voting practices legal and then dare anyone to question it. There’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are building a $1.4 billion luxury eco-resort on a Cold War bunker island in Albania — and locals are responding with Molotov cocktails.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the corruption probe, why Ivanka should not have gone on a podcast to talk about this, and why every billionaire quietly building a bunker on a remote island should maybe read the room.
Also: Hunter Biden went viral on X with an AA joke, boobs are officially back, and Spencer Pratt is still in the LA mayor’s race, but just barely. Here’s more in a new Dumpster Fire.
America is turning 250 and the birthday party is already a mess — every artist booked for the Freedom 250 celebration dropped out, but don’t worry, Vanilla Ice to the rescue.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down what the collapse says about the “vibe shift,” why woke is crawling out of hibernation, and why normie Americans still don’t want to be lectured – by anyone.
Also: Democrat Graham Platner’s never-ending scandals, UFC fights on the White House lawn during Pride Month, and the Donald Trump buffalo in Bangladesh who is apparently Bridget’s spirit animal. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
America and China are in the world’s most expensive bad marriage — They need each other, they don’t trust each other, but it’s too expensive to get divorced.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down Trump’s trip to Beijing, the CEO delegation that proves capitalism always wins, the handshake heard round the world and why the Left would rather Trump spit in Xi’s face than narrowly avoid World War III.
Elon Musk took pictures like a tourist and Marco Rubio has a new name and a new look. Here’s more from Bridget on a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
