World Cup fans came to America expecting the worst and left obsessed with free refills, ranch dressing, and Buc-ee’s.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Great American Sleepover, how we’re basically thirsty thots on Instagram excited that everyone thinks we’re pretty, why Europeans are treating gas stations like religious pilgrimages, and why America now deserves Greenland.
Here’s a new edition of Phetasy’s twice-weekly series The Dumpster Fire.
The World Cup is in America and Europeans are losing their minds — in the best possible way. A German named Freddy went tubing down the Chattahoochee, discovered Buc-ee’s, watched an eagle fly around a stadium, and declared it the most “European mind can’t comprehend” moment of his life.
A Swedish woman tried ranch dressing and said it was like crack. Bridget Phetasy breaks down why watching foreigners fall in love with Real America is the 250th birthday celebration we actually needed — and why we take all of it completely for granted.
Also: Tom Brady launched a coconut water brand called Good Nut and the slogan is “It’s a Delicious Mouthful.” Here’s Bridget with her latest edition of The Dumpster Fire.
I – like most of the Internet now – am obsessed with Freddy the German soccer fan. He is road tripping across America and documenting his experiences on X.
This might be more genuinely unifying and patriotic than anything coming out of America250.
It’s a great rebuttal to people who look down their noses at our country and claim we have no culture. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.
A deadly virus is spreading around the globe. Health officials are scrambling to keep it contained. We’ve seen this movie before and we did not enjoy it.
But this time it’s a virus with a 40% mortality rate. Bridget Phetasy walks us through the hantavirus outbreak, how people are reacting to a potential Pandemic: The Sequel when our trust in our institutions is already shattered, and why the World Cup could be the accelerator event to a catastrophe.
Are any of us actually ready to do this again? Definitely not. Here’s more in a new episode of The Dumpster Fire.
Sam Bankman-Fried, former CEO of the FTX cryptocurrency firm, was denied bail Wednesday when he appeared before a judge in the Bahamas. He cited his vegan diet and reliance on several medications as reasons justifying his release.
Meanwhile, the charges against Bankman-Fried reveal how he diverted his customers’ money, using those funds to make massive donations to political campaigns, mostly supporting Democratic candidates. More from Krystal Ball and Saagar Enjeti on Breaking Points.
The racket is over…but something smells fishy. More from the Liberal Hivemind.
Sam Bankman-Fried is denied bail and sent to the dirtiest Bahamian prison. Biden invites (another) peso to the White House and more journalists die SUDDENLY in Qatar. More from RedPill78.
Mind control for the masses. Let’s explore how politicians still use bread and circuses — in this instance, the soccer World Cup matches — to pacify and control the populace. More from Black Pigeon Speaks.
Let’s take a look at a few of the political and social undertones involving the World Cup soccer games in Dubai. More from Paul Joseph Watson.
