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Europeans Can’t Comprehend

The World Cup is in America and Europeans are losing their minds — in the best possible way. A German named Freddy went tubing down the Chattahoochee, discovered Buc-ee’s, watched an eagle fly around a stadium, and declared it the most “European mind can’t comprehend” moment of his life.

A Swedish woman tried ranch dressing and said it was like crack. Bridget Phetasy breaks down why watching foreigners fall in love with Real America is the 250th birthday celebration we actually needed — and why we take all of it completely for granted.

Also: Tom Brady launched a coconut water brand called Good Nut and the slogan is “It’s a Delicious Mouthful.” Here’s Bridget with her latest edition of The Dumpster Fire.

What Californians Should Know

Are you moving to Texas from California? There are a few cultural differences you need to be aware of! Presented by Steve and Timpani from our hit Californians Move to Texas web series. More from the Babylon Bee.

Return To California

Steve and Timpani have been through their fair share of trials since moving to Texas, but they’re about to face their greatest challenge yet: returning to California. After tasting freedom in Texas, will they now be subsumed by the socialist miasma of California? More from The Babylon Bee.

Roll In A Beaver Pile: Buc-ee’s

Ex-Californians Steve and Timpani visit a marriage counselor to solve their Texification problems – but this little gas station called Buc-ee’s isn’t helping! Here’s Episode 5 of Californians Move To Texas from The Babylon Bee.

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