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04 Nov 2012

Tingles Can’t Stop Burping

What’s with Chris Matthews burping live on the air on MSNBC? Is this a subtle rebuff aimed at MSNBC’s other reigning effete snob — Martin Bashir? Or is Mr. Tingles hiding a little cough syrup under the news desk to help control his knee-jerk palsy?

Stephen Kruiser explores the different possibilities in this week’s Kruiser Control. He also takes pity on the frazzled, four-year-old girl driven to tears by the non-stop wrangling between Bronco Bama and Mitt Romney. More from Townhall Media.

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14 Oct 2012

Rah Rah, Sis Boom Bird

President Obama celebrated his 20th anniversary with Michelle last week, but it looks like he won’t make it to the wooden anniversary with Matt Lauer. Obama’s biggest cheerleader is upset with his Big Bird ad. Is the Mainstream Media losing faith in The One? Stephen Kruiser cries a few crocodile tears over this tragic turn of events, plus has some spirited fun Bashing Bashir, in this episode of Kruiser Control. H/T PJTV

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13 Aug 2012

Doing the Voodoo Tingle

Firebrand Stephen Kruiser skewers the latest mendacious tropes spun by the broadcast media in weaving an anti-Republican narrative. Find out: Will Abby Huntsman outflank Meghan McCain as the media’s most-prized GOP renegade? Can Chris Matthews ever stop tingling? And what does Nancy Pelosi mean when she castigates Republicans as members of the “E Coli Club?” Prepare for Kruiser Control, but before hopping aboard this magic carpet ride, be sure to recite the secret words “Exotic, foreign, Indonesia, Hawaii.” H/T PJTV

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