Really Hot Chicks: Has Legs
Victoria Secret is trying a controversial new format. The fashion chain will now use really hot chicks as models. Do you think this approach has legs? Here’s more from Ryan Long.
Call Me Stormy
Finding righteous currents in turbulent times
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Defying Arrest For Hate Speech
Ryan Long is taking his comedy tour to Europe, opening in London. And he vows he’ll shock the police censors who keep arresting everyday citizens for hate speech.
Go Ryan! Smoke out the establishment!
Be More Sensitive!!
Jordan Peterson goes to sensitivity training. Be sure to linger around for the blooper reel at the end, featuring Ryan Long. here’s more from FreedomToons.
White Women Yelling At Me
Ryan Long offers a detailed timeline that charts white women yelling at him. The 2016 election of Donald Trump and the arrival of the Covid-19 pandemic signaled peaks, while incidence of yelling has dropped lately, except on college campuses and in certain art scenes.
Twizlexia Sufferers
When grown men can’t stop talking like teenage girls on social media. More from Ryan Long.
How Madonna Ruined My Life
Madonna has always envisioned herself as an alien. And now she looks like one! Here, her plastic surgeon begs random New Yorkers for work. He’s been down on his luck since Madonna ruined his life. More from Ryan Long.
How To Get Rich Quick
You, too, can get rich by telling people how to get rich. More from Ryan Long, here playing Derek “Money” Michaels.
Vampires Hate Vegan Blood
When vampires hate the new generation. More from Ryan Long, with guest appearances by Danny Polishchuk and Sean Kane.
On Trial For Being A Simp
Habeas Corpus Simpus. When you’re on trial for having the body of a simp. More from Ryan Long, joined by fellow comedians Danny Polishchuk and Ian Fidance.
