A shocking report reveals that NPR (National Public Radio) may have a liberal bias. What will we find out next? That The Huffington Post is biased as well? Heaven forbid! Here’s more from Ryan Long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqthY430igENew York City has such a large pool of illegal aliens that now, the influx has given rise to a new job opportunity: Real estate agent for squatters. Ryan Long captures the diligent agent hard at work.
BMI= Busted mouth, I tell you! Here’s more from Ryan Long.
Danny Polishchuk joins Kerryn Feehan on the couch to the World Junior Hockey Championship, Danny’s first time smoking, and Jewish summer camp. The discussion turns to cults, Canada and college. Here’s more from Only Feehans.
You know times are strange when the comedians are more honest — and believable — than the so-called journalists. Here, standup comedian Danny Polishchuk sadly reveals that the Stephen Hawking Signature Wheelchair — The Predator — has been discontinued.
It likely has to do with Hawking’s visits to Jeffrey Epstein’s Little St. James Island. But who can really be surprised, after all? We always knew Hawking was into black holes!
Not everyone is impressed by Stephen Hawking’s studlike display of manhood. Ryan Long says he would refuse to date any woman who got swerved by The Hawk.
David Epstein runs a penis enlargement business. He’s horrified over the release of his client list. Here’s more from Ryan Long.
As Ryan Long prepares for a big, sold-out show in Washington DC, he reminiscences about the old days, performing in front of two or three patrons at dingy, hole-in-the-wall clubs like Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria. Apparently, he’s said too much!
Let’s meet the fashion impresario who designs Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ heightening boots. Remember, if Ron isn’t wearing his boots, the jokes are going to roll right over his head. Here’s more from Ryan Long.
How guidance counselors in the 1990s were wrong about everything. Here’s more from Ryan Long.
The mouthpieces of the fake news are getting mighty pissed. As solid lie providers, they’re mad people keep turning elsewhere to get their daily quota of lies. Here’s more from Ryan Long with an assist from Danny Polishchuk.
