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Tokyo’s Unilateral Sex Bar

The Love Joule, a new bar in Japan, caters exclusively to women eager to unleash their inner pussies. Say what?

It’s a love and sex bar, with a vibrator-themed decor, encouraging women to open up with each other and talk freely about masturbation —  a topic once taboo in Japan. No telling if it’s the frank talk or the sex-toy displays that attract patrons, or the fact that single men are forbidden inside.  As one customer told a blogger, “I go because it is a safe place and I don’t have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time.”

So, for women who want to let their fingers do the walking, fan the fur or hitchhike south, the Love Joule might be just the place — or, at least, a good hangout to discuss tickling the taco and parting the Red Sea.

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Meanwhile, all those stray single men might be drifting over to Tokyo’s cuddle cafe — where you pay about $77 an hour to lie down in a bed with a woman. For $13 extra, she will stare at you or give you a foot massage.

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Robot Chefs Invade China

Robot chefs that make sliced noodles have become a common sight in Beijing restaurants and noodle bars. The Chinese restaurateur who developed the robots says they are extremely efficient and also less costly than paying for human help to make noodles. The robots sell for the equivalent of about $2,000 US dollars. Wonder how long before we see robot chefs in the United States? And will they look like Fembots, Autobots or Decepticons? H/T Geek Press

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Meanwhile, in Tokyo’s Red Light District, the Japanese have opened the ultimate robot restaurant — with bikini-clad girls strutting their stuff and riding around on giant robots, also wearing bikinis, in a cabaret act that took three years and $125 million to create.

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Gamera: Destroy All Planets

Today’s Trillion ($) Movie is a special treat: GAMERA — DESTROY ALL PLANETS, the 1968 sequel to GAMERA, THE INVINCIBLE and GAMERA VS. GYAOS. Here, everyone’s favorite airborne, spinning Turtle whistles “Happy Together” as he fights to save the Earth from invading, beret-wearing aliens who threaten Tokyo, as well as two innocent Boy Scouts. Some viewers might scoff at the crazy nonsense, but it does seem rather prophetic: Aren’t the Boy Scouts under siege these days from Liberal loonies known to wear berets and spout alien ideals?

I could spoonfeed you more of the subtext, but why steal Gamera’s thunder, most evident after the space men shape-shift into a giant squid monster? Will this monstrous foe steal the Earth’s supply of nitrogen and forever extinguish Gamera’s methane burners, or can the kid-defending tortoise torch the miscreant? Enjoy, and be sure to return every Friday as we unveil our weekly Trillion ($) Movie.

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