When The Boys Are Online
In this segment of Dumpster Fire, Host Bridget Phetasy roasts Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth for leaking classified Yemen information in a group chat with his wife, brother, and lawyer. She demolishes conspiracy theories with her “drunk dudes love bragging” explanation, reminding viewers they initially supported him solely because “he’s hot” while Never Trumpers warned he was “an incompetent drunken mess.”
Between hilariously imitating 9/11 conspiracy theorists and noting how Hegseth gets “less and less hot the more his personality shows through,” she concludes simply: “It’s not the deep state, it’s you being a dumbass.”


