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When The Boys Are Online

In this segment of Dumpster Fire, Host Bridget Phetasy roasts Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth for leaking classified Yemen information in a group chat with his wife, brother, and lawyer. She demolishes conspiracy theories with her “drunk dudes love bragging” explanation, reminding viewers they initially supported him solely because “he’s hot” while Never Trumpers warned he was “an incompetent drunken mess.”

Between hilariously imitating 9/11 conspiracy theorists and noting how Hegseth gets “less and less hot the more his personality shows through,” she concludes simply: “It’s not the deep state, it’s you being a dumbass.”

Dumb, Fat And Drunk

Just like that, leftises love walls and cops! And almost as quickly, they have jettisoned sleepy Joe Biden for a new presidential contender — one who is dumb, fat and drunk. We’re talking about Kamala Harris, perhaps the most braindead individual ever to run for President from one of the two major political parties.

Here’s more from Viva Frei, who also delves into a few pressing Canadian issues.

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