Styx: A Drunken Fugitive Pirate
Styxhexenhammer666 — Tarl Warwick — used to be a fairly coherent libertarian YouTuber with a hot Dutch wife, a kid, and a future. Then he moved back to America, became an alcoholic, and things went sideways in the most spectacular fashion possible.
The short version: convicted of domestic abuse battery in New Orleans in July 2025, arrested in Vermont in December 2025 on felony aggravated domestic assault charges carrying up to 16 and a half years — while wearing a full pirate outfit and carrying a machete. Asked the cops if he could keep his pirate hat on during the ride to the police station. Currently has a bench warrant out for failing to appear at court. Is on the run – living with a special needs woman he just met whose parents pay the rent. Has no teeth. Is still making videos.
SugarTits and I go through the full arc — Jeremy the Quartering bailing him out of jail on livestream, falling asleep drunk on Jeremy’s podcast and getting fired, the pirate arrest footage, the girlfriend who punched his teeth out, him telling his audience to quit their jobs and abandon their friends while facing 17 years and a GoFundMe for a cat funeral.
He also has a cat in a freezer. We have questions about whose freezer. Here’s more from Bearing.
