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Too American For The Left

Donald Trump hosted UFC Freedom 250 on the White House lawn for his 80th birthday and SugarTits and I think it was genuinely one of the most badass things we’ve seen come out of America. Fighter jets timed perfectly with the national anthem, Dana White grinning ear to ear, the full boxing ring announcer voice, the works.

The left, predictably, lost their minds. One of Trump’s fighters grabbed the mic and yelled “Michelle Obama is a man” on the White House lawn – in front of the entire world. Super angry car lefties filmed themselves having meltdowns from the driver’s seat. One woman wished Trump a stroke and a heart attack live on camera for his birthday.

And in the most beautiful turn of events, the Democrats decided they needed their own counter event — which featured Bette Midler doing a karaoke-quality anti-fascist singalong to a half empty room.

Meanwhile everyone at the actual UFC event was having the time of their lives. We’re not American. We don’t have a dog in this race. But this was must-watch television.

LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

How To Be A Man!

Elliot Page — still widely known as Ellen Page from Juno and Inception — sat down with ‘comedian’ Ilana Glazer for a half hour interview about masculinity, transgender identity, gay animals and more. SugarTits and I have pulled out the parts worth watching.

This comes right after the rumor that Elliot Page would be playing Achilles in Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey — which turned out to be false, but produced some of the funniest AI memes of the year, several of which we react to.

In the actual interview, Elliot Page’s advice on masculinity includes: don’t ra*pe anyone, smile more for photos, talk with your hands less, and remember that sometimes healthy masculinity just means having a good cry. At one point Page argues the trans experience can liberate everyone from shame imposed by white supremacist patriarchal structures — a sentence even Page seems to lose track of halfway through.

Let’s delve through the copious amounts of queer vocal fry and listen to two women sit in a room explaining to men what masculinity actually means.

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Styx: A Drunken Fugitive Pirate

Styxhexenhammer666 — Tarl Warwick — used to be a fairly coherent libertarian YouTuber with a hot Dutch wife, a kid, and a future. Then he moved back to America, became an alcoholic, and things went sideways in the most spectacular fashion possible.

The short version: convicted of domestic abuse battery in New Orleans in July 2025, arrested in Vermont in December 2025 on felony aggravated domestic assault charges carrying up to 16 and a half years — while wearing a full pirate outfit and carrying a machete. Asked the cops if he could keep his pirate hat on during the ride to the police station. Currently has a bench warrant out for failing to appear at court. Is on the run – living with a special needs woman he just met whose parents pay the rent. Has no teeth. Is still making videos.

SugarTits and I go through the full arc — Jeremy the Quartering bailing him out of jail on livestream, falling asleep drunk on Jeremy’s podcast and getting fired, the pirate arrest footage, the girlfriend who punched his teeth out, him telling his audience to quit their jobs and abandon their friends while facing 17 years and a GoFundMe for a cat funeral.

He also has a cat in a freezer. We have questions about whose freezer. Here’s more from Bearing.

The Gay Life Of Animals

Elliot (Ellen) Page has made a documentary called Second Nature: Gender and Sexuality in the Animal World – SugarTits and I watched (the preview) so you don’t have to. The premise is that homosexual behavior in nature is one of the best kept secrets and it’s absolutely everywhere — dolphins, penguins, black swans, and apparently many waterfowl are very, very gay.

The documentary follows transgender evolutionary biologist Dr Joan Roughgarden as she/he meets groundbreaking scientists exploring the 1500 plus animal species who engage in same sex sexual behavior, change sex, form matriarchies and more.

Elliot told People magazine the whole thing is about feeling less alone as a queer — which is fine, but does require making a documentary about animals butt shagging each other to achieve. The gender-bender fish argument makes an appearance, we discuss female coded seahorses and the praying mantis makes a terrifying cameo.

The director grew up in Texas in the 1900s and was told queerness is unnatural, which apparently took 11 years and a full length documentary about animals buttf**ing each other to process. Here’s more from Bearing.

Female Coded

Helen Andrews and Triggernometry tackle the psychology behind modern woke culture. She wrote an article called The Great Feminization arguing that wokeness is essentially just the feminization of institutions — insane leftist hug box Bluesky respond exactly as you’d expect.

The argument is straightforward — law schools, medical schools, the New York Times, white collar management, all tipped majority female around the same time wokeness exploded. Andrews says that’s not a coincidence, because masculine and feminine institutions handle conflict completely differently. Men ask what are the facts and what are the rules. Women ask how does everyone feel and how do we reach consensus. HR is the enforcement arm of the gossip mill.

There’s also a Scandinavian psychology study where researchers watched kids fight on a playground, counted way more fights among boys, then asked the kids directly — and the girls reported just as many fights. They just couldn’t see them because female conflict is all reputational destruction happening behind the scenes. SugarTits then immediately confirmed this with a story from her own childhood that I will not be spoiling here.

The Blue Sky responses meanwhile are a masterclass in exactly what Andrews is describing — zero engagement with the argument, pure character assassination, and one person who spent an entire tweet attacking her jaw and forehead. Incredible stuff. Here’s more from Bearing.

Alex Jones Still Won!

The Onion bought InfoWars — or tried to — and Alex Jones somehow came out of it looking like the winner after leftist comedian Tim Heidecker FLOPS in his attempt to parody Jones.

After being ordered to pay $1.4 billion to Sandy Hook Shooting families for calling the shooting a hoax, the courts started liquidating his assets. The Onion swooped in, won the auction, got blocked by a judge, came back with a lease deal for $81,000 a month, got blocked again by a Texas appeals court, and now it’s sitting with the Texas Supreme Court while Jones does his last show and immediately fires up a new stream at alexjoneslive.com with 129,000 live viewers.

The Onion’s big plan to parody InfoWars is being led by Tim Heidecker from Tim and Eric, and SugarTits and I watched the preview. He drinks fake blood and does an Alex Jones voice. That’s the bit. The problem is Alex Jones is already at eleven out of ten — you literally cannot parody a man who predicted 9/11 on tape several months before it happened and named Osama bin Laden specifically.

They’re paying half a million dollars over six months to lease a website to do an impression of a guy who is funnier than any impression of him could ever be, while the man himself just moved studios, kept his audience, and is already back on air. They tried to silence Alex Jones and created a Streisand effect. Classic. Here’s more from Bearing.

Australia’s Most Based Woman?

Australia has a new folk hero and her name is Auntie C. She’s an opinionated Aboriginal Australian woman who has been going absolutely viral for saying exactly what she thinks with absolutely no filter, and SugarTits and I are fully on board.

This week, we go through the full Auntie C experience — her thoughts on the Australian government, her thoughts on immigration, her thoughts on fuel prices, her warning to big corporations that the spirit world is coming for them, her frustration with Amazon’s delivery times, her take on OnlyFans, and her opinion on marriage which I will not be spoiling here.

We also have a second Aboriginal elder who has some VERY strong opinions on Palestine protestors. The left’s oppression pyramid has never been more confused. Here’s more from Bearing.

I Identify As Anne Frank

Self ID laws, transgender ideology, gender identity madness — this week’s evidence that we are living in the stupidest timeline comes in four parts.

Germany is apparently being forced to confront whether a neo-Nazi can legally identify as Anne Frank. He can, if he says he is.

A woman asking the internet whether her ex-husband, who is now a transwoman, should be allowed to come to Muffins with Mum at their daughter’s kindergarten class. She does everything right — she’s kind, she’s accommodating, she uses the pronouns, she shows up to every school event. Meanwhile he doesn’t have a job and wants to take Mother’s Day. Sugar Tits and I are not okay about this.

Then a trans man explaining that it’s actually offensive when people affirm their gender correctly, because it might mean assuming they’re a trans woman instead of a trans man, which means trans men are invisible, which means you don’t know anything about trans women, which means they might be in danger. We watched it several times and still cannot tell you what it means. Buzzword brothel.

Finally, a woman who identifies as a dog gets attacked by a dog. The man standing next to her does not intervene. He just goes “yo, you alright?”

LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Retard Alert!

Clearing out the bookmarks this week because there’s too much gold sitting on the internet going to waste — starting with Donald Trump at the White House Easter egg roll, where he apparently could not get through a painting session with small children without stopping to sh!t-talk Joe Biden and explain the autopen situation to a group of six year olds.

Then we’ve got the Western Australian Premier during COVID bringing in an Aboriginal interpreter for his vaccine announcement — and said interpreter just speaks normal English but adds “mob,” “one,” and “big” randomly to every sentence while the Premier stands next to her watching his career dissolve in real time.

A bloke in Ireland digs a massive hole on a beach for fun, goes home, then sees it on the news as a potential meteor strike. A local astronomy enthusiast is absolutely certain about this.

A karaoke performance of Wannabe that I subjected SugarTits to in real time, and MUCH more from Bearing.

White Men Made Me Fat

The Jubilee YouTube channel sat Jillian Michaels from The Biggest Loser in the middle of 20 body positivity activists this week and told her to defend the claim that obesity is not healthy. What followed was one of the most entertaining things I’ve seen in a while.

The eating disorder therapist, appearing on the show “Surrounded,” refused to say the word obese. She announced she was going to say “fat-bodied” instead, then admitted she wasn’t actually a medical expert. The dietician declared she doesn’t encourage weight loss because it’s unethical. One activist blamed BMI on white men. And then there was Leopard Print — who waddled up to the debate chair, announced she could sleep with anyone she wants, and argued that the word obese was invented to oppress her.

Jillian Michaels did not flinch once. When she looked at Leopard Print and told her she saw a life or death situation sitting in front of her, the absolute audacity of it was genuinely impressive.

SugarTits and I break down the whole spectacular circus — the thumb clicking, the dietician who won’t help you diet, the white men who apparently made everyone fat, and the woman who wore an entire leopard population to a debate about body image. LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

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