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I Identify As Anne Frank

Self ID laws, transgender ideology, gender identity madness — this week’s evidence that we are living in the stupidest timeline comes in four parts.

Germany is apparently being forced to confront whether a neo-Nazi can legally identify as Anne Frank. He can, if he says he is.

A woman asking the internet whether her ex-husband, who is now a transwoman, should be allowed to come to Muffins with Mum at their daughter’s kindergarten class. She does everything right — she’s kind, she’s accommodating, she uses the pronouns, she shows up to every school event. Meanwhile he doesn’t have a job and wants to take Mother’s Day. Sugar Tits and I are not okay about this.

Then a trans man explaining that it’s actually offensive when people affirm their gender correctly, because it might mean assuming they’re a trans woman instead of a trans man, which means trans men are invisible, which means you don’t know anything about trans women, which means they might be in danger. We watched it several times and still cannot tell you what it means. Buzzword brothel.

Finally, a woman who identifies as a dog gets attacked by a dog. The man standing next to her does not intervene. He just goes “yo, you alright?”

LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Retard Alert!

Clearing out the bookmarks this week because there’s too much gold sitting on the internet going to waste — starting with Donald Trump at the White House Easter egg roll, where he apparently could not get through a painting session with small children without stopping to sh!t-talk Joe Biden and explain the autopen situation to a group of six year olds.

Then we’ve got the Western Australian Premier during COVID bringing in an Aboriginal interpreter for his vaccine announcement — and said interpreter just speaks normal English but adds “mob,” “one,” and “big” randomly to every sentence while the Premier stands next to her watching his career dissolve in real time.

A bloke in Ireland digs a massive hole on a beach for fun, goes home, then sees it on the news as a potential meteor strike. A local astronomy enthusiast is absolutely certain about this.

A karaoke performance of Wannabe that I subjected SugarTits to in real time, and MUCH more from Bearing.

White Men Made Me Fat

The Jubilee YouTube channel sat Jillian Michaels from The Biggest Loser in the middle of 20 body positivity activists this week and told her to defend the claim that obesity is not healthy. What followed was one of the most entertaining things I’ve seen in a while.

The eating disorder therapist, appearing on the show “Surrounded,” refused to say the word obese. She announced she was going to say “fat-bodied” instead, then admitted she wasn’t actually a medical expert. The dietician declared she doesn’t encourage weight loss because it’s unethical. One activist blamed BMI on white men. And then there was Leopard Print — who waddled up to the debate chair, announced she could sleep with anyone she wants, and argued that the word obese was invented to oppress her.

Jillian Michaels did not flinch once. When she looked at Leopard Print and told her she saw a life or death situation sitting in front of her, the absolute audacity of it was genuinely impressive.

SugarTits and I break down the whole spectacular circus — the thumb clicking, the dietician who won’t help you diet, the white men who apparently made everyone fat, and the woman who wore an entire leopard population to a debate about body image. LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Suicidal Empathy

A woke leftist turns up to counterprotest an anti-Muslim rally outside Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s residence. She’s there to defend Muslims from bigotry. To stand up against Islamophobia. To show the world that love wins.

A Muslim throws a nail bomb over her head.

Plot twist — that’s not a she.

SugarTits and I break down the whole spectacular saga:

—  The ISIS-inspired nail bomber who showed up to attack the people defending Muslims from Islamophobia

— The media somehow making it the anti-Muslim protesters’ fault

— Mayor Mamdani doing gymnastics to avoid saying the word terrorism

— And the suicidal empathy on full display from the guy who nearly got a nail bomb to the skull and still came out against bigotry afterwards.

LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

If Men Had Vaginas

Sugar Tits found this sexism PSA from “Kick It Out”— the woke brigade trying to stop discrimination in all its forms at football games.

So obviously, it’s time to walk a mile in a woman’s shoes… while also apparently growing a vagina and developing a complex about toilet queues. Here’s more from Bearing.

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