Flock cameras are causing everyone to freak out, so The Babylon Bee launched an investigation into Flock Safety to separate fact from fiction.
Here is everything you need to know about Flock cameras. The Babylon Bee offers the full scoop.
Then Libertarians take control of the 2026 midterm elections. Has AI pulled a fast one, or could those limp-wristed dope smokers actually be in charge? Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Thomas Massie is the latest lying Libertarian and RINO flake to be thoroughly trounced by Republican voters. The seven-term U.S. Representative from the 4th District of Kentucky lost his primary Tuesday night to Ed Gallrein, who had been endorsed by President Donald Trump. With 96 percent of the vote counted, Gallrein led Massie 57,053 to 47,018 votes, close to a 10 point advantage.
Massie had perturbed Trump more than any other member of Congress. Trump, in fact, had tweeted urging Massie’s defeat and calling him “the worst and most unreliable Republican Congressman in the history of our Country.” They had tangled over the Iranian Conflict, the border wall, the Big Beautiful Bill and the Jeffrey Epstein revelations.
Massie’s ouster follows Louisiana rejecting two-term U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy, a Republican who voted for the impeachment of Trump, and Indiana voters ousting State House members who refused to redistrict the state’s Congressional seats. These successes have emboldened Trump to support Ken Paxton in his bid to oust another RINO — U.S. Sen. John Cronyn of Texas.
The lesson here: Republican voters want legislators who will deliver results, not snotty-nosed RINOs and Libertarians blocking GOP legislation, citing personal whims. In short, we’re taking out the trailer trash. Here’s more from Doug In Exile.
U.S. Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky claims he’s a libertarian.
In fact, he’s just another libertine sleazebag who stabs loyal Republicans — and our President — in the back.
Send this yokel home to yodel with his cash cows. Here’s more from DFF.
Styxhexenhammer666 — Tarl Warwick — used to be a fairly coherent libertarian YouTuber with a hot Dutch wife, a kid, and a future. Then he moved back to America, became an alcoholic, and things went sideways in the most spectacular fashion possible.
The short version: convicted of domestic abuse battery in New Orleans in July 2025, arrested in Vermont in December 2025 on felony aggravated domestic assault charges carrying up to 16 and a half years — while wearing a full pirate outfit and carrying a machete. Asked the cops if he could keep his pirate hat on during the ride to the police station. Currently has a bench warrant out for failing to appear at court. Is on the run – living with a special needs woman he just met whose parents pay the rent. Has no teeth. Is still making videos.
SugarTits and I go through the full arc — Jeremy the Quartering bailing him out of jail on livestream, falling asleep drunk on Jeremy’s podcast and getting fired, the pirate arrest footage, the girlfriend who punched his teeth out, him telling his audience to quit their jobs and abandon their friends while facing 17 years and a GoFundMe for a cat funeral.
He also has a cat in a freezer. We have questions about whose freezer. Here’s more from Bearing.
New charges involving scandalous promiscuity have been brought against U.S. Rep. Thomas Massie, the traitorous Kentucky Republican who has fought repeatedly with President Donald Trump. Massie pictures himself as a valiant truth teller, pushing revelations that relate to the dirty pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.
It turns out Massie was the one playing fast and footloose with sexual improprieties. He placed an ex-girlfriend as a Congressional intern with one of his cronies, U.S. Rep. Victoria Spartz of Indiana. The girlfriend, Cynthia West, went to work for Spartz in Washington DC, but only lasted a few months on the job. She was let go by Spartz as West’s relationship with Massie drew to a close. She says she found him to be a sexual deviant.
That’s when Massie tried to buy her off, she says, pressing upon her to accept $5,000 and walk away. Here’s more from Doug In Exile.
President Donald Trump signed an executive order fast-tracking FDA approval of psychedelic drugs — psilocybin, MDMA, ibogaine — and Joe Rogan was standing right behind him when he did it.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the results of a text message between Rogan and Trump, why libertarians are finally winning, and whether any of this is actually good for anyone.
Plus: Aliens.gov is real, it’s launching soon, and the government has been quietly confirming UFOs exist for years. Here’s Phetasy with a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Joel Salatin is a self-described “Christian, libertarian, environmentalist, capitalist, lunatic farmer.”
If that confuses you, that’s the point. But Joel explains how every part of that moniker is purposeful, and it all starts with Christ.
He explains how his livestock farming has become a living classroom for gospel truths of mercy, provision, and redemption. He teaches Glenn Beck about the “glory of the pig,” the importance of earthworm health over Wall Street, and why a nonchemical farm that skips vaccines and GMOs better reflects the creator’s design.
Glenn asks why beef prices are so high, and Joel proclaims that it’s time for a “food emancipation proclamation.” This MAHA-meets-Jesus discussion about what we consume — physically and spiritually—may just change your life.
What if the U.S. Constitution were written today? How would it change from the original? Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Meet Joby Sinclair Weeks, the bitcoin millionaire from Breckenridge, Colo., who has become one of the most targeted individuals by the federal bureaucrats. The founder of the Bitcoin Network, Weeks has been indicted on charges of running a Ponzi scheme and evading taxes, among other charges. He’s holed up now in his parents’ home, where he spends an hour relaying his incredible story to David “Nino” Rodriguez.
It’s a wild story, to be sure, involving his political campaigning on behalf of Libertarian Presidential candidate Ron Paul, his soirees in the Caribbean and across Europe and Asia, and even an impromptu raid he staged on Jeffrey Epstein’s Little St. James Island sanctuary in the U.S. Virgin Islands. What’s most amazing: He’s actually smiling, and even occasionally laughing, as he relates some of the most harrowing adventures ever.
If Hollywood wants to resuscitate its shattered box office draw, this is the kind of story that could most certainly fuel at least one decent feature film. Here’s more from Rodriguez’s YouTube channel.
