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Leaked Snow White Footage

In Disney’s upcoming reboot of 1937’s Snow White, will the Prince kiss the sleeping princess? Or will he obtain her consent first? Find out in this exclusive clip from the new and fully woke movie! More from The Babylon Bee.

Glory Holes To Combat Covid!

We knew it would happen sooner or later. Now we have experts recommending you avoid kissing and wear face masks while having sex. In Canada, they are going even further. A website in British Columbia recommends glory holes to avoid facial contact with your partner.

We have our own recommendation: Abstinence for all Liberals, so you stop spreading your germ ideas! More from DeAnna Lorraine, author of the new book Taking Back America. It’s all about Lorraine’s historical battle against the most vicious, snide and leprous Liberal, US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

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The French Have a Name for It

The tongue-tying kiss has long been known in English as the “French kiss.” Now, the French have finally adopted their own jargon for this sloppy mouth-to-mouth action: Galocher.

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