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Rednecks Don’t Need Crockpots

Comedian James Gregory, who some folks call the funniest man in America, saunters into the lighter side of life with a gut-splitting routine on why rednecks don’t need crockpots. Gregory also discusses the political correctness of eating! Video courtesy of James Gregory.

Rednecks Saving Civilization

They drive big trucks, they go mudding and they love their God and guns. They have a smash hit TV series and perform some of the most popular music in the world. “I’m talking, of course, about rednecks,” Steve Turley says.

Rednecks are often celebrated as a staple of American life, but they are also the object of elitist mockery and condescending derision. But what many don’t know is that rednecks have actually become a powerful political force, inspiring millions around the globe to rise up in defense of faith, family and freedom, and change the world like never before. Here’s the rest of the story.

6: Jeff Foxworthy’s Colonoscopy

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Call Me Stormy has been in existence nine years now, and we have made 15,000 posts. To celebrate these milestones, today we re-publish our top 10 posts as measured by their popularity with our readers. We begin with No. 10 and will work our way up to No. 1. All of these posts have more than 900 views each, the best nearly 50,000. Here’s No. 6, originally published Sep. 3,  2013.)

Jeff Foxworthy returns to LOL with a tale of his first colonoscopy. He says there are three steps to the procedure, the most important being the pre-surgery consultation. “And please pay attention during the consultation,” Foxworthy says. “I say this not because I did but because I didn’t. Because I’m a comedian, I’m trying to make jokes. I’m like, ‘Oh I bet you meet a lot of assholes in your business don’t you.’” Check out the rest of Foxworthy’s hilarious experience, and come on back to LOL next Tuesday for another taste of the lighter side of life. — The Wickel

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NASCAR And Rednecks

Jeff Foxworthy spices up his return to the lighter side of life with his take on southern NASCAR humor and rednecks. For example says Foxworthy, “If somebody hollers ‘hoedown’ and your girlfriend hits the floor, you might be a redneck. If you own a Waffle House credit card, you might be a redneck.” Tune in for some end-of-the-week laughter on the Jeff Foxworthy Channel.

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Laughing at Rednecks

After making fun of people for the last 20 years, the Blue Collar Comedy Tour crew turns the tables and make fun of themselves, courtesy of photos provided by their wives. Join Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White and Bill Engvall as they share their most embarrassing snapshots. And come on back to LOL next Tuesday for some more giggles from the lighter side of life.

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Jeff Foxworthy’s 1st Colonoscopy

Jeff Foxworthy returns to LOL with a tale of his first colonoscopy. He says there are three steps to the procedure, the most important being the pre-surgery consultation. “And please pay attention during the consultation,” Foxworthy says. “I say this not because I did but because I didn’t. Because I’m a comedian, I’m trying to make jokes. I’m like, ‘Oh I bet you meet a lot of assholes in your business don’t you.'” Check out the rest of Foxworthy’s hilarious experience, and come on back to LOL next Tuesday for another taste of the lighter side of life. — The Wickel

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You Might Be A Redneck If …

Jeff Foxworthy, head honcho on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, returns to LOL with his wildly popular “You Might Be a Redneck If …” standup routine. Among Foxworthy’s exclamations in this version are: “If your richest relative buys a new house, and you have to help take the wheels off of it, you might be a redneck.” Or, “If you’ve ever taken a beer to a job interview, you might be a redneck.” Check out his other gems. See you next Tuesday here on LOL for another edition of the lighter side of life. — The Wickel

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Monsieur Redneck

Monsieur Redneck, the USA’s very own Jeff Foxworthy, takes his unique brand of comedy north of the border to Montreal, Canada. “For the record,” Foxworthy says, “my definition of redneck: It is a glorious absence of sophistication. … And you can easily spot the differences between rednecks and sophisticated people, because sophisticated people have retirement plans, whereas rednecks, we play the lottery. That is our retirement plan.” Be sure and return to LOL next Tuesday for another dose of the lighter side of life. — The Wickel

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A Redneck Bargain

Barney and Emmit come across the sale of a lifetime–free dirt! But how much does it cost? Enjoy this bonus from LOL, and rejoin us next Tuesday for another journey through the lighter side of life. — The Wickel

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More Redneck Fashion Tips

Jeff Foxworthy gets back on LOL’s center stage with another rendition of  blue collar fashion tips, including this huge piece of advice: “If your rear end looks like two full-grown raccoons wrestling in a 50-pound bag of feed corn, say no to Spandex!” Foxworthy, perhaps the kingpin of the ever-popular Blue Collar Comedy Tour, returns for his final segment of fashion tips later this year. Meanwhile, see you next Tuesday for a lively tour of the lighter side of life. — The Wickel

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