Pregnant women are taking Tylenols because President Donald Trump says they shouldn’t.
Maybe it’s time for Trump to declare women shouldn’t take out the garbage. Or ever be late for a date. Or let their boy friends play video games! Here’s more from Ryan Long.
Ryan Long admits: He just lost $800 betting that Brigitte Macron has a dick.
Macron’s evidence to prove she’s a woman: A photo of her parallel parking!
Here, Ryan also gets into the mental midget Jimmy Kimmel and President Donald Trump’s latest swaggering brags.
Disney changes its entire strategy after asking a man which movies he likes. The man in question, named Doug, works at Home Depot.
Disney is zealously guarding his recommendations and hoping they can now lay Universal to waste. Here’s more from Ryan Long.
Ryan Long and Danny Polishchuk react to a new study, suggesting women are attracted to psychopathic men.
Most of the world’s dildos are manufactured in Communist China.
Will we now see rising dildo prices or new dildo factories in Ohio? Here’s more from Ryan Long.
I was fired by Google from my job as a diversity consultant. Can you spare me a few hundred dollars so I can get back on my feet? Here’s more from Ryan Long.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. proposes mandatory “No Fat Chicks” bumper sticks be placed on federal government vehicles. Here’s more from Ryan Long.
Ever wonder why rappers wore their pants down low?
Now we know as the gay rap crowd surrounding P. Diddy comes bursting on the scene. Here’s more from Ryan Long.
The Democrats and Republicans are going hog-wild with flashy rhetoric attacking their political opposition.
Will it get toned down this campaign system? Do mosquitoes bite carrots? Here’s more from Ryan Long.
