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23 Dec 2013

Zing a Liberal With the Truth

Wild Bill says there’s no doubt in his mind that the A&E Network booked the “Duck Dynasty” program, so they could hold up the Robertson clan to public ridicule. “It must of amazed the left-wingers when Americans fell in love with that family and made it a hit show,” Wild Bill says. “Why? Because America is starved for down-home wholesomeness and faith in God.” In this edition of Wild Bill for America, Wild Bill goes on to zing lefties by saying, “If you want to make a conservative mad, lie to them. If you want to make a liberal mad, tell them the truth.”

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09 Dec 2013

Screwing Up Hope and Change

“How incompetent does a guy have to be to screw up something as simple as hope and change,” says Wild Bill in this edition of “Wild Bill for America. “It started with the cash for clunkers program, and the only good thing about that stupid program is that it got a bunch of Obama stickers off the road.” Wild Bill goes on to say that the program set the tone for the Obama presidency that hit the skids from there. Listen in as Wild Bill cites the other Obama Administration failures.

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26 Nov 2013

Crazy White Man

It’s Wild Bill vs. Mikey and the issue of slavery in this edition of Wild Bill for America. Wild Bill says he received a note from “Mikey,” blasting him for a video he made skewering the New Black Panthers for their racist and violent rhetoric. Tune in as Wild Bill takes Mikey to task.

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18 Nov 2013

The Great American Shakedown

Wild Bill gets on the Obamacare-bashing-bandwagon in this edition of Wild Bill for America. “Obamacare is the biggest shakedown operation America has ever seen,” Wild Bill says. “Jesse Jackson must be green with envy. Only an idiot would believe that Obamacare is about improving healthcare in America. It’s a shakedown, pure and simple.”

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13 Nov 2013

Tea Party’s Clout Waning

Tea Party advocate Wild Bill’s latest declaration is terse, yet blunt: The Tea Party has lost its effectiveness. Why? “We’ve become too predictable,” says Wild Bill. “And we have been far too polite to those who are wrecking our country.” Wild Bill’s solution to turn the tide? Tune in and find out.

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03 Nov 2013

Taxed to the Brim

Wild Bill for America is up to his cowboy hat in taxes and says it’s time that we the people solve this never-ending problem of taxation. “The second biggest lie in America is that the federal government needs more money. That American citizens don’t pay enough in taxes,” Wild Bill says. “That is the biggest pile of horse pucky in Washington, D.C.” Listen up as he spells out the government’s latest scheme to stuff its coffers and how we can quell the avalanche of taxation with the fair tax solution. And what, you ask, is the No. 1 biggest lie in America? “That’s the separation of church and state,” says Wild Bill. “But that’s for a future video.”

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28 Oct 2013

Tea Teams USA Go On Offense

The newly formed Tea Teams USA and Wild Bill for America are getting the word out to Tea Party chapters throughout the country: It’s time to stop spending time on your heels on defense and start playing offense disrupting the liberal agenda.  “We will never defeat the enemies of freedom if we are constantly reacting to what they do,” Wild Bill says. “It’s time for us to take the battle to them, and make them start dancing to the music that we play.”

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16 Oct 2013

Under Dems, the Poor Still Poor

It’s no secret that liberal Democrats always promise the disadvantaged a bigger slice of the pie in exchange for their votes. But the promises are never fulfilled.

“So who do you think keeps the poor, poor,” says Wild Bill. “The professional deceivers of the left are always complaining that under conservatives, the poor get poorer. But if you put a nickel’s worth of thought into that, it becomes clear that when a poor person rises up out of poverty and becomes independent and successful, they look around and realize what solved their problem. They then vote conservative for the rest of their lives.”

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07 Oct 2013

Capt. Destruct-O Strikes Again

Joe Dan Gorman takes aim at Obamacare and the 20,000-page monstrosity that it is in this edition of Intellectual Froglegs. “Nobody knows what’s in it. You can’t follow a 20,000-page law, no way,” Gorman says. “Nobody knows what they’re doing.”

The Obamacare masquerade has been nothing more than a shower of lies from Captain Destruct-O himself, as Joe Dan affectionately calls him. President Obama promised that if you have a health plan, Obamacare will lower your premiums (lie); if you don’t, you’ll get the same coverage as members of Congress (lie); employer premiums will fall by 3,000 percent (lie); you can keep your doctor or health care plan (lie).

Says Joe Dan, “I’m telling you, this is snake oil, mixed with Red Bull, sprinkled with crack.” Check out the entire video, which features a guest appearance by Wild Bill for America and the scoop on the upcoming Trucker’s Strike.

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24 Sep 2013

Taming President Twink

Fed up with President Obama’s crises management over the past few weeks, Wild Bill tees off on the Commander in Chief whom he now has branded President Twink.

“We should probably pass a law that says that the American president has to have at least as much testosterone as Pee Wee Herman,” Wild Bill says. “That would solve the problem, but it wouldn’t keep Hillary out. Well, anyway, real life shows that weak men are often bullies and President Twink is no exception. He’s given the U.S. Constitution the finger on many occasions and uses the IRS as his personal thugs.”

Tune in to see how Wild Bill would tame our wimpy president in this edition of Wild Bill for America.

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