Mogged By France
Clavicular went to Paris to prove France wrong after getting mogged by his own nose job. France was not impressed.
Women rejected him on the street, at festivals, and at fashion week. A group sprayed water at him. A Parisian woman told him to ‘go away’ and Clavicular took that as a sign of immediate danger — so he had goliath security guards whisk him to safety.
He later strutted down the street in a $10,000 suit waiting for people to notice him and heap their praise upon him. They didn’t. His explanation? He’s too famous and good-looking. Cold approaches don’t work when you’re this intimidating.
He also explained that French people eat baguettes because they’re too poor and ugly, got immediately community noted, and revealed that if he were a woman his only two career options would be marrying a Saudi Arabian prince or becoming an OnlyFans wh*re.
This is peak Clavicular cringe.
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