There is a young woman over on Instagram who has suddenly gone viral for her seemingly average clips from her “podcast.
” But when you watch those clips, you’ll notice that she’s sitting in a very odd way, in very tight clothing, while simultaneously wiggling her toes for the camera. Welcome to the OnlyFans model to political pundit pipeline.
Is she playing turtle dumb to prey upon conservative men? Here’s more from Brett Cooper.
Clavicular went to Paris to prove France wrong after getting mogged by his own nose job. France was not impressed.
Women rejected him on the street, at festivals, and at fashion week. A group sprayed water at him. A Parisian woman told him to ‘go away’ and Clavicular took that as a sign of immediate danger — so he had goliath security guards whisk him to safety.
He later strutted down the street in a $10,000 suit waiting for people to notice him and heap their praise upon him. They didn’t. His explanation? He’s too famous and good-looking. Cold approaches don’t work when you’re this intimidating.
He also explained that French people eat baguettes because they’re too poor and ugly, got immediately community noted, and revealed that if he were a woman his only two career options would be marrying a Saudi Arabian prince or becoming an OnlyFans wh*re.
This is peak Clavicular cringe.
LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.
OnlyFans just leaked 340 million user records — and the data is set to make for some awkward dinner table conversations. It’s GOONPOCALYPSE!! Husbands and boyfriends everywhere are about to have their complete fap schedule handed to their partners on a spreadsheet. Times, frequencies, subscription history. All of it.
Which is why this Caleb Hammer Financial Audit episode has never been more relevant. A couple in their 20s go on the show to fix their finances. She earns more, pays most of the rent, covers most of the bills. He’s perpetually behind on his credit card and hasn’t touched her in almost two months. She’s starting to wonder if she’s unattractive. Caleb pulls up the credit card statement.
It is literally pages long. Multiple OnlyFans accounts. FanFix. An open support ticket because he lost his password and can’t cancel one of the subscriptions. Caleb then takes the phone, logs into the accounts, and personally audits every single subscription on camera while the girlfriend sits next to him finding out in real time.
Her face when that credit card statement appears on screen is television history.
LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.
Australia has a new folk hero and her name is Auntie C. She’s an opinionated Aboriginal Australian woman who has been going absolutely viral for saying exactly what she thinks with absolutely no filter, and SugarTits and I are fully on board.
This week, we go through the full Auntie C experience — her thoughts on the Australian government, her thoughts on immigration, her thoughts on fuel prices, her warning to big corporations that the spirit world is coming for them, her frustration with Amazon’s delivery times, her take on OnlyFans, and her opinion on marriage which I will not be spoiling here.
We also have a second Aboriginal elder who has some VERY strong opinions on Palestine protestors. The left’s oppression pyramid has never been more confused. Here’s more from Bearing.
An OnlyFans creator revealed her most popular request has become men paying her to tell them “I love you” and “I miss you.”
She goes on to mock them, saying they deserve to be lonely, as thousands of women comment their agreement and tell her to charge them double for this service.
Have we hit rock bottom in the gender wars? Let’s talk about it. Here’s more from Amala Ekpunobi.
He’s pimping his own mum on OnlyFans.
Yes, really.
Meet Beavo — TikTok food-swallower turned Whatever Podcast guest who managed to speedrun his way from goofy internet gimmick to one of the most jaw-droppingly depraved stories we’ve covered in a while.
After getting absolutely roasted by Andrew Wilson on the Whatever Podcast, Beavo rage-quits — but that’s just the warm-up. What follows is a wild attempt to justify pushing his own mother onto OnlyFans under the banner of “financial freedom,” complete with money cope, moral gymnastics, and a level of oversharing that should require a license. Here’s more from Bearing.
A Florida gubernatorial candidate is considering a proposal to slap a 50% sin tax on OnlyFans income.
The proposal, from James Fishback, has OnlyFans model Sophie Rain flipping out. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.
Happy birthday to ChatGPT. It’s an anniversary humans will celebrate for millenia, as AI transforms us into AI-worshipping followers devoted to the different AI platforms.
Kim Kardashian was the OG OnlyFan. AI psychosis is getting crazy. And Uncle Ted was right about everything. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of Dumpster Fire.
Who is the biggest donor to AIPAC — the American Israel Public Affairs Committee?
Turns out it is Leonid Radvinsky, a Jewish resident from Chicago originally born in Odessa. Radvinsky owns OnlyFans.
So when you’re watching porn, you’re supporting the Israel government’s genocidal policies toward Gaza. Here’s more from The Jimmy Dore Show.
Bonnie Blue is (or rather, was) an OnlyFans ‘model’ earning over £600,000 per month by engaging in degenerate ‘challenges’ involving many, many, many men – of all ages and backgrounds. One of her recent challenges went WAY TOO FAR for even OnlyFans. What on earth did she do? Let’s find out. Here’s more from Bearing.
