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Bitches Be Crazy

Women are not okay. After an insane few months — from the Lindsay Clancy “same” moms on TikTok, to the Sydney Sweeney backlash, to the Cornell 7, to Shane Gillis calling women whores (again) — Bridget Phetasy breaks down how we got here and what the solution might be. Here’s more in Phetasy’s latest edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Touch Grass

Dancing With The Stars Pro Val Chmerkovskiy set TikTok on fire for wearing cornrows. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.

He/Him Lesbo: A Deadly Killer

A he/him lesbian is trying to recruit on TikTok for individuals to join him in a quest to kill men. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Housewife Shames Her Husband

A woman goes onto TikTok to shame her husband, and rake him over the coals,  after he asks for intimacy. When everyday housewives have turned as rancid as college socialists, you know the women’s liberation movement is hitting rock bottom.

Look for more men to abandon the game, and just wave goodbye to women. They will have only themselves to blame when they are home — alone — without company. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

A Hug Box For A Child Killer

Oprah Winfrey Built a Hug Box for a Child Killer and the Room Ate It Up 💀

Oprah hired a room, filled it with feminists, and hosted an hour-and-a-half seminar on how Lindsay Clancy — who admitted to strangling her three children — is actually the victim. SugarTits and I sat through it so you don’t have to.

The framing throughout is that killing your kids is something that “happened to Lindsay,” a road bump on her bucket-list journey, and the real lesson is protecting women’s mental health. We get the childhood friend deflecting with “mental health can affect anyone,” the reproductive psychiatrist explaining postpartum psychosis is a genuine medical emergency (fine — so section her, then), and a room full of feminists shooting daggers at the one brave daughter who stood up and said, actually, she methodically strangled three children one by one and that’s murder.

Then it escalates: Oprah suggesting that if this were a man there’d be research and laws overnight, and a speaker closing on the need for the same energy and “pink shirts” for women “who don’t have Lindsay’s melanin and privilege” — i.e. please start a movement when women of color do it too. And the grand finale, a TikTok mystic declaring Lindsay a “goddess incarnate” whose “soul came here for a massive mission” and who is “divine feminine rising.”

She sacrificed so much, apparently. Namely, three children. LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Wives Caught In The Act

There’s a grim new trend on TikTok — wives filming themselves humiliating their husbands for content, and SugarTits and I could not sit by. Following on from the bird hands discovery, we’ve gone deeper into the body language of it, with a little help from a Hoe_Math video breaking down exactly what that pinched-finger “you WILL listen to me” gesture actually means.

Then it’s into the parade: the wife who filmed her husband — while he was cooking her dinner — for daring to ask where the butter was. The “don’t tell me what to do” blonde who threatened to shave her own head because her husband said her haircut looked “shorter.” The one strawmanning the internet into thinking she’s living in The Handmaid’s Tale over a haircut. And the genuinely bleak finale — a wife filming her sweet, well-known husband (a man who runs a lovely channel caring for his elderly father with dementia) purely to broadcast turning him down.

SugarTits and I break down the contempt face, the duck lips, the sarcasm smile, the “mental load,” and the main-character syndrome that convinces these women the entire internet cares about the butter. It’s marriage 101 — filmed, captioned, and uploaded for strangers.

For the record: SugarTits is not a horrible wife.

LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Podcaster Threatened POTUS

Election fraud bombshell! Georgia’s Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger keeps lying about how shoddy the state’s election rolls actually are.

Governor bribery busted! A whistleblower fingers Arizona’s Gov. Katie Hobbs in bribery scheme.

Podcaster indicted! Benjamin Azariah Southworth, a gay podcaster, is charged with threatening the life of President Donald Trump.

Here’s more from Robert Gouveia on Watching The Watchers.

This Is Toxic

We’ve talked about AI ChatGPT therapy; we’ve talked about MODERN therapy and how both seem to focus on validation and affirmation vs productivity.

I have a new theory: TikTok and social media do the same thing, which is why we are seeing so many moms monetizing their grievances. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.

Perez Hilton’s Freakout

Let’s talk about what happened to Perez Hilton, the celebrity gossip maven.

He got naked on TikTok live and repeatedly cut himself in an incident that occurred in Miami, Florida. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.

The Girl Who Cried Wolf

Last year, a TikTok influencer went MEGA viral after posting a video claiming she was assaulted while making a DoorDash delivery.

Yet a few months later, a police investigation found him innocent, and instead they arrested her. Now she is set to stand trial. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.

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