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Blame It On the Weather

This just in…”Democrats claimed they moved President Obama’s speech inside because of the weather,” says Jodi Miller. “It’s true. There was a 100 percent chance of empty seats.” Hear more on the Democratic Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina; the national debt and Clint Eastwood in the latest edition of NewsBusted.

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The Conservative Crusader

“It’s report card time and the libnuts are trying to hide Obama’s,” says Joe Dan Gorman. “The dog ate it. You go watch out, Fido. Obama might seek revenge.”

Gorman, in his latest edition of Intellectual Frog Legs, also denies the rumor that he’s The Conservative Crusader, but pays homage to someone who might be — Clint Eastwood.

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With the GOP in Tampa

Setting the stage for Clint Eastwood tonight, New Mexico Gov. Susana Martinez wowed the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida, with an account of her days packing heat while working for her parents’ security firm. “And at 18, I guarded the parking lot at the Catholic church bingos,” Martinez related. “Now, my dad made sure I could take care of myself. I carried a Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum. Yes, that gun weighed more than I did.”

She sure fired a bull’s-eye Wednesday night!

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Sourcefed presents “The Top Ten Most Badass Republicans.”

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Dick Morris delivers high praise for Paul Ryan’s speech.

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Jon Voight outlines his support for the Romney/Ryan ticket and says he’s not the only conservative in Hollywood, just one of the few willing to speak on the record.

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Republican Convention Roundup

Dick Morris predicts a 3-4 percent bounce in the polls for Mitt Romney based on Ann Romney’s speech Tuesday night.

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Utah Congressional hopeful Mia Love fires up the Republican delegates in Tampa. If elected from Utah’s 4th District, Love will be the first Republican woman to serve in the U.S. House of Representatives. She’s pitted in an uphill race against six-term Democratic incumbent Jim Matheson.

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Rumors are swirling that Clint Eastwood will be the GOP’s “mystery speaker” on Thursday night. Go ahead, make my day.

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Code Pink Vaginas protest the Republican National Convention. Sure signs that the protest was anemic: Presence of dude “ringers” and most of the participants, regardless of sex, look like they should be packing Poligrip instead of lube.

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Romney’s Star Power

Who cares if President Barack Obama has lined up a bunch of celebrity endorsements? A lot of these folks belong to the mindless, chattering class. Some can act, some can sing, but many of them can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. Meanwhile, Mitt Romney’s celebrity backers have proven themselves to be much more multitalented.

They not only can act, but also sing.

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Address an empty chair.

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And dance the hoochie coo.

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We’re with you Robert Duvall, Clint Eastwood and Jenna Jameson. In this year’s election, go for quality over quantity.

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