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The War On Masturbation

Religions, governments, and scientists have all declared war on masturbation. But why?

It’s a wild story. Here’s more from Ken LaCorte in a new edition of Elephants in Rooms.

 

Dalton School: Bizarre Sex Links

Some of you might have heard the uproar over a posh prep school on New York City’s Upper East Side where a sex-education teacher, Justine Ang Fonte, was showing porn films to 1st graders, both boys and girls, teaching them the glories of masturbation.

But what you might not know is that this same school, The Dalton School, hired Jeffrey Epstein to teach science and math in the 1970s.

Furthermore, Epstein was hired by then headmaster Donald Barr, the father of Donald Trump’s Attorney General William Barr.

McAllister TV focuses on these bizarre connections in a new video. Also covered: Coco Chanel and the Cannibal Club! Joe Biden’s crazy mask! Gender inversions! A wolfman video!

 

 

CNN Emulates Jerry Springer

CNN has evolved into The Jerry Springer Show. How else explain its bizarre segment welcoming back Jeffrey Toobin? He’s the CNN analyst who got fired after he was caught masturbating on a Zoom chat. Obviously, CNN is bringing him back because he needs more exposure. Here’s Mark Dice with the news.

CNN Analyst Whips It Out

In an amazing twist of fate, we finally have a new DarkSydePhil as a CNN analyst has decided to do the exact same thing. DSP, of course, embarrassed himself no end when he was caught masturbating while airing his gameplay. Now, CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin whipped it out on a Zoom call to the shocked horror of the seven or eight others on the conference call.

What did he whip out? He was not exactly pitching woo. More like turning Japanese and Wanging Chung. Talk about a hilarious gaffe! More from The Quartering.

 

Culture Collapse in Canada

A 37-year-old Syrian refugee was arrested for publicly masturbating at aquatic center in Canada and previously was found “giving a young person a consensual back massage” but was only given a suspended sentence and 24 months of probation. Stefan Molyneux breaks down major inconsistencies in how the story is being reported, cultural differences as a legal defense and the danger of changing legal standards due to multiculturalism. Stefan Molyneux reports.

Tokyo’s Unilateral Sex Bar

The Love Joule, a new bar in Japan, caters exclusively to women eager to unleash their inner pussies. Say what?

It’s a love and sex bar, with a vibrator-themed decor, encouraging women to open up with each other and talk freely about masturbation —  a topic once taboo in Japan. No telling if it’s the frank talk or the sex-toy displays that attract patrons, or the fact that single men are forbidden inside.  As one customer told a blogger, “I go because it is a safe place and I don’t have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time.”

So, for women who want to let their fingers do the walking, fan the fur or hitchhike south, the Love Joule might be just the place — or, at least, a good hangout to discuss tickling the taco and parting the Red Sea.

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Meanwhile, all those stray single men might be drifting over to Tokyo’s cuddle cafe — where you pay about $77 an hour to lie down in a bed with a woman. For $13 extra, she will stare at you or give you a foot massage.

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