Santa Announces Retirement
Citing concerns about wokeness, stiff competition from Amazon, and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he’s hanging up the hat and belt for good. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
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Santa Announces Retirement
Citing concerns about wokeness, stiff competition from Amazon, and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he’s hanging up the hat and belt for good. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Santa Announces Retirement
Citing concerns about wokeness, stiff competition from Amazon, and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he’s hanging up the hat and belt for good. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Santa Announces Retirement
Citing concerns about wokeness, stiff competition from Amazon, and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he’s hanging up the hat and belt for good. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Satan Announces Retirement
Thanks to the stellar widespread work of TikTok influencers, Satan has announced his intention to retire early.
Despite his 6,000-year career of spreading evil and hatred across the globe, he has come to terms with the fact that he just can’t keep up with the output of filth and vitriol found on TikTok. Sad. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Hey Mitch, Time To Step Down
More than retirement is calling. It’s high time Mitch McConnell steps down from the U.S. Senate. More from Jason Bermas.
